Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks

A/N: These are probably stupid, but they're fun to write. I am a younger person, and therfore do not appreciate profanity in my reviews. It's not that I don't believe in freedom of speech, I am just not of an age to be forced to read that sort of language. Thank you. 

Elven Vanity

"You're gorgeous!" they constantly say.

The fangirls mob me all day.

They hold posters and shout

As I flip my hair 'bout.

Good grief, this could go on all day!