AN: So, I desperately ask you not to take this fic too seriously! The cover art does not belong to me.
I am working to make the ship Sweden/Italy more popular, so this is my first test. So, sorry for any SuFin and GerIta shippers, you will not find it here. Other ships are undecided. I am writing this casually and for a friend, so, my updating may be sporadic.
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To most nations, the Nordic five family, are relatively normal. Well, as normal as nations go. Which isn't saying a lot.
Like all nations, they are eccentric, slightly loud, and argue a lot. And, like all nations they had secrets. Such as Norway's magical powers, the fact that Finland is actually Santa, Denmark's obsession with Legos, and Iceland's total hipsterness. The strangest and most shocking secret of the Nordics was probably Sweden's "Secret Identity".
That's what Denmark calls it anyway. The thing was, it wasn't much of a secret. Considering the fact that "Sweden" was world famous. This fact was somehow, hidden from most other nations.
Some nations would try to take credit for the fame. Denmark would say how he "Introduced" his brother to the world of YouTube. America may say that Sweden only got famous through his channel (though he did pick up some stereotypical American mannerisms) Truthfully, the only person to thank is Sweden, and his strange fascination with the world of gaming, for the internet sensation known as PewDiePie.
Today, Berwald was about to make a Fridays With PewDiePie video, since it was Friday. He felt bad for keeping his Bros waiting for so long. But, in his defence, he had very busy with important... Business lately. But, more on that later.
Right now he had to go through what Finland liked to call the "Pewdie Transformation". This transformation was probably what had kept his identity a secret for so long. It usually consisted of:
1. Glasses off.
2. Casual cloths on.
3. Bangs swept to the side.
4. Headphones on.
The results were truly phenomenal.
Once he was done, he sat at his desk and contemplated his next video. How was he supposed to tell his fans...? It's not that it was horrible news. It was actually quite happy. He decided to just go with the flow.
He opened his video with the traditional "Hh-How's it going bros, my name is," cue ridiculous facial expression and high voice. "PeeeewDiePie! And this is," His voice raises even higher. "Fridays with PewDiePie ~" he sobered slightly. "I know you're all gonna get on me. 'Where've y' been, Pewds?' 'What the hells taking so long?'" he said in a falsetto voice. "But don't worry, I won't leave y' hanging. My life has been taking a few dramatic turns lately. But don't freak out! It's nothing bad."
He got exaggerated teary eyes, and happy music started to play. He sniffed slightly. "I'm gonna be a father. Nah, Im just kidding. No. No act'lly im not." He waved his hands in front of the camera. "Calm down, calm down, before you start gossiping, (and I know you will) I'm not in any relationship now, as of yet." He said, blushing slightly, thinking of his Italian pen pal. Realizing what he had said, he put his head in his hands, frustrated. "God, 'm making it worse."
He looked at the camera, a happy and excited glint in his eyes. "'m actually adopting a boy, he's 9 and he's from England, and I am very excited. And nervous."
He looked apologetic. "But, there's the process of picking him up, and getting him settled, so I w'nt have the time to get all editing I need to, done." He hid behind his arms. "DON'T KILL M'!" Looking back at his camera he went on to explain his upcoming uploading schedule and his usual heartfelt thank you to the Bros.
"Wish me luck, and stay awesome, love you Bros bahyee~"
