Disclaim: I own not Filch or Mrs. Norris, or Peeves, Or Harry Potter.
J.K.Rowling has completely inspired this lil...er...odd song
Note: To properly envision this, picture Filch singing this in the Hogwarts
hallways, leaning on his mop, with all the moving paintings behind him backing
him up.
Norris My Sweet- Parody to "Freddy my love" from grease
Norris my sweet, Lamplight eyes and a coat of gray,
Norris my sweet, rotten students clog the hallway, (oh yeah oooooh)
giving detention makes my day so much better,
only topped by getting my kwikspell course letter,
but I'm content if my kitty lets me pet 'er, Norris my sweet
(Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my swe-et!)
If they spill pumpkin juice on carpets all brand new (bra-a-and new)
That's not okay, Peeves just gives me more work to do (work to dooooooo...)
Potter will have a heart attack when we catch him,
To a mag-i-cal ceiling fan we'll attach him,
Either that or we'll get Cadoooogan to match him! Norris my sweet
(Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my swe-et)
Please keep your back claws from me,
Your prowling is divine,
Your eyesight isn't crummy,
You prowling beast of mine,
I treasure every time that,
We take out the sorting hat,
Or corner a pupil prat,
So you're a cat, I don't mind! (Wo-oa-oa-oah)
Norris my sweet, I'll hold you in my arms someday, (s
When we retire, on an island so far away, (ooooh yeeaaah)
No muddy footprints I can see it already, (ooooooh...)
No heirs of Slytherin to make you near dead-y,
No more loose parchment thrown around like confetti,
(Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my swe-et).....ooooh Nooorris!
Author's plea for sanity: I seriously don't know what state of mind I was
in while writing this.
J.K.Rowling has completely inspired this lil...er...odd song
Note: To properly envision this, picture Filch singing this in the Hogwarts
hallways, leaning on his mop, with all the moving paintings behind him backing
him up.
Norris My Sweet- Parody to "Freddy my love" from grease
Norris my sweet, Lamplight eyes and a coat of gray,
Norris my sweet, rotten students clog the hallway, (oh yeah oooooh)
giving detention makes my day so much better,
only topped by getting my kwikspell course letter,
but I'm content if my kitty lets me pet 'er, Norris my sweet
(Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my swe-et!)
If they spill pumpkin juice on carpets all brand new (bra-a-and new)
That's not okay, Peeves just gives me more work to do (work to dooooooo...)
Potter will have a heart attack when we catch him,
To a mag-i-cal ceiling fan we'll attach him,
Either that or we'll get Cadoooogan to match him! Norris my sweet
(Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my swe-et)
Please keep your back claws from me,
Your prowling is divine,
Your eyesight isn't crummy,
You prowling beast of mine,
I treasure every time that,
We take out the sorting hat,
Or corner a pupil prat,
So you're a cat, I don't mind! (Wo-oa-oa-oah)
Norris my sweet, I'll hold you in my arms someday, (s
When we retire, on an island so far away, (ooooh yeeaaah)
No muddy footprints I can see it already, (ooooooh...)
No heirs of Slytherin to make you near dead-y,
No more loose parchment thrown around like confetti,
(Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my sweet
Norris my swe-et).....ooooh Nooorris!
Author's plea for sanity: I seriously don't know what state of mind I was
in while writing this.
