A/N: okay, I suddenly feel the need to write another NCIS fic. Gah! I watched it last night and flipped out, realizing I hadn't written one in forever! Okay, a cute lil Abby and McGoogle moment. And I got a good idea for a short, multichaptered fic on an actual crime! Ha!
Disclaimer: own nothing.
Names
"Why does Tony always call me names?" complained McGee, carrying a white box full of old case evidence from the elevator and into Abby's office where her music was blaring with scream-o music. "He's so mean to me, but you don't see him calling Ziva 'Probie'. You don't see Gibbs being called 'McGoogle'."
Abby spun on the heels of her platform, ebony black boots. "Timmy, you need to fret less about these things. And instead, just dance! Because my music is brand new and I love dancing and I have new shoes! There's a lot to dance about!" She twirled around her lab, short black and red plaid skirt flying up as she spun and then back down again. "Come on, Timmy. It's fun. And less work." She had that genuine smile still stuck on her face and her eyes were alight with joy.
"But Abbs, it's annoying now," he whined, voice getting a little higher.
"And if you call Gibbs 'McGoogle', I'm pretty sure he'll kill you." Abby twirled again. "And mount your head on his wall at home. Or on his boat. Either way, it won't be pretty."
McGee gulped and set down the evidence box on her metal table.
"But some of the nicknames aren't bad," Abby pointed out, reaching for the remote next to her computer and picking it up to turn down her music a couple notches so she could hear McGee talk better. "Like 'Aqua Smurf' wasn't too horrible."
"That one was the worst, Abby."
Her face was suddenly washed with an expression of regret. "Oh… Well I liked it, Timmy. Of course, nothing beats your real name, but 'Aqua Smurf' was a good one and I liked 'McProbicus'. It combines 'Probie' and McGee and Roman culture so that it sounds really cool."
"Let me change my mind: 'McProbicus' was the worst." McGee rolled his eyes and leaned against the freezer, folding his arms across his chest.
Abby bit her lip. "Okay, so what are your thoughts on 'McGoogle'?"
"Hate it more than I hate headslaps."
Tony came in behind him and gave him a very harsh headslap. "Hello, McProbicus. Mind doin' me a favor and breaking the vending machine for me? It ate my dollar."
McGee let out a long groan and a sigh before heading out of the lab with a long look at Abby. He had to get Tony's dollar back.
DiNozzo put his hands on the table in front of him and began chuckling softly. "Abby," he started, "have you ever noticed how he does exactly what I want him to do when I call him mean names?"
A/N: meh. I expected it to turn out better, but it was harder than I thought it would've been… but oh well. Thx for all the other reviews, guys. Hope I get as many on this one!
~Sky
