Disclamer: SilverKey doesn't own Highschool DxD or else Koneko wouldn't be a loli. She would be a full grown women heh, heh. :D
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s-mayumi : I think this can be very good so i hope you continue it.
By the way how can Ise's father be irrelevant if he is Michael?
Also who is in the harem?
Well they're not Issei's real parents, they just think that Issei is their real son. Which will be explained sometime later on in the story. The people who are in the harem, there is a list on the bottom.
ark (Guest)
Hope that he will not become a devil,keep it up
Don't worry, he won't become a devil because even I don't know what would happen if a half-angel turned devil. And he will stay half-angel unless people really want me to turn him into a devil.
Guest
Interesting I do hope that you will continue.
Please make Issei resent born high class devils(pure blooded devils like Rias but spare the hatred for half devil s that are forced to be devils like koneko. Oh if there is a harem please add koneko (in some ways make her a full grown woman), kunou (same as koneko), ophis (again as a full grown woman ) le fay pendragon and Tiamat.
Good luck!
I might consider that Idea of yours(But I don't want him to hate Rias) Maybe he will warm up to her gradually. Hm. That's what I had in mind too, because Koneko is so KAWAII I don't want to change her but I might because the adult her is hot (you will know what I mean if you read the light novel) about Kunou, Ophis, Le Fay and Tiamat, they will come out later on in the story. Much later. If I decide to continue the story that is.
zdeath01
nice Michael as the father
When I watched the anime, I decided. Michael is too cool to be a background character so I decided to make him the dad, and it makes the story a bit more interesting.
~Starting story while SilverKey still looks for more reviews~
Issei Hyoudou was having a great day just staring at those beautiful oppais through a hole in the fence behind the changing room with his best friends, Matsuda and Motohama. He subconsciously drooled as he saw the outrageously huge DD cup size.
"I wish I could touch them" Issei whispered.
"Don't worry Issei, I am currently mind raping them so it doesn't matter, I will touch them even if it is in my mind…heh, heh. OH MY GOD just look at Koneko Chaaaaans body, would you believe that~" The self proclaimed lolicon Matsuda replied, his bald head shining brightly in the sun. Motohama was right next to him, his glasses getting steamier by the second.
Suddenly a bird chirped which surprised Matsuda who slipped and knocked off Motohama's glasses who then got pissed by his glasses accidently getting crushed underneath Issei's foot and tried (keyword tried) to punch him but instead hit Matsuda in the face which made him scream out in pain.
All three perverts froze in fear.
Silence
Utter silence.
The bird chirped again.
The sound of rushing was heard as Issei deserted the two perverts to their sealed doom.(didn't expect that did ya?)
The sound of girls screaming in rage and wooden sticks flashing down were heard and many in the school heard two 'manly' screams that day.
Issei smirked.
~SilverKey saved a teddy bear by blowing up a train full of Barbie dolls~
Issei got up the next day feeling refreshed without the pain from a beating and giving the two perverts a taste of their own medicine.
"Issei, come down and eat your breakfast now." His mum shouted.
"I'll be right there as soon as I finish changing." Iseei yelled back.
"Good morning mum." Issei said lazily.
"What about me?" His dad asked him from the background while reading a newspaper.(Issei's dad is very irrelevant in this story.)
Issei sat down and started eating his breakfast.
Nothing happened.
Issei finished breakfast.
He got up from the table.
He picked up his bag.(of course it's full of uh hum, special 'magazines' about fashion and stuff, you know.)
The walk to school was bring and nothing interesting happened.
~SilverKey heard a babies cry and went to investigate… he found his long lost stapler~
"ISSEI YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT." Twin cries rang around the school as Motohama and Matsuda punched Issei in the face at the same time.
"What did I do?" Issei replied back as innocently as he could.
"You see these bruises., they hurt so much that I couldn't even move my arm to touch my porno stuff." Motohama yelled out, causing females and males both alike to cringe and keeping their distance as if the three of them were some deadly disease while whispering amongst themselves. Matsuda… well, he just had a proud look on his face as he stared at some little girls walking past them.
Just then, a figure with red hair walked past. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. They didn't even notice Issei's dad fall from the roof of a school building. Her name is Rias Gremory, the top idol of the school that both male and females of the school idolize and respect and also one of the the 'two great onee samas'. She was a beautiful young lady with long red hair, perfect oppais, in all, a body that all girls would envy.
Everyone liked her. Except for Issei.
After all, how could he not. He knew what her true identity was. She was a devil, and a high class one at that, she was his natural enemy.
He didn't give a shit about the three factions but he had to because his dad was after all, Michael the seraph.
~Stop reading the story, seriously stop. You're hurting SilverKey's feelings by not leaving reviews and good suggestions~
The week went by quickly for Issei as he found himself staring bored out of the window in his class. Again.
He stared into the back of the red head of his target.(ya ya people, I know what you're saying. Issei is a bit older and in the same class as Rias. I mean, how else would he observe her at school)
~SilverKey jumped on a paper and broke 7 of his finger, now he can't write anymore.~
Rias could feel a stare drilling into the back of her head as she tried to listen to the teacher's lecture. She shifted uncomfortably in her seat. She self-consciously looked back and saw the strange boy Issei staring straight at her and Issei immediately looked out the window again. While Issei may be known for being a major pervert, Rias knew that there was more to him than people could see, such as those rare moments when he would look like he was restraining himself from dodging when the kendo girls were giving him their daily beating.
"Issei, what is the answer to 5x=69+4x?" The teacher suddenly asked hoping to catch him off guard.
"Oppai." Was the first thing that he said as his slow brain tried to process what just happened.
The whole class roared in laughter at his dumb luck and stupidity. Soon after that the rest of the class seem to go by slowly as Issei had his head lowered with his face burning red with emberressment.
~SilverKey drank a Juice Box and got drunk in public~
The building was an old and worn down school building that now belonged to Rias Gremory, the president of the Occult Research Club.
Inside the building was Rias gremory and a black haired girl could be seen talking through the window.
"Rias, are you sure that he's not dangerous?"asked Akeno curiously.
Akeno was a beautiful young lady with bigger oppai's than Rias which just seemed to pop out, making any girl jealous, even Rias(even though she would never admit). Akeno had violet eyes with long black hair that was tied into a ponytail with an orange ribbon.
"I mean, haven't you felt the holy aura around him. It felt like a sun compressed so that it could be hidden."
"Don't worry Akeno it's nothing, that boy is probably the descendant of some random exorcist." Rias replied calmly, however in truth she was nervous, very nervous and scared.
Issei Hyoudou was an unknown.
And that was what scared Rias.
~SilverKey named his baby sister SilverKoy~
Issei was walking home across the bridge when a beautiful young girl ran up to him. "Would you please go out with me?" She asked with huge eyes filled full of innocence.
But Issei knew they were anything but Innocence. He could practically smell the vileness around her as she stood in front of him.
"Sorry, my name is Raynare, I have always admired you from far away whenever you were walking home. So will you please go out with me?"
Issei weighted the pros and cons in his mind as he thought about it.
Positives:
-Hot girlfriend
-Huge Oppai (They were the very definition of perfect)
Negatives
-She could try to kill him
-She would break his heart(not really)
-She will be dead after one date (He would kill her)
-She would become his ex(having an ex is very depressing because that would mean that he was lonely again)
He decided that the Pros outweighed the Cons and said" Sure, I'll go out with you. Let's meet at the Drugged Poodles Coffee shop(shop name) on Monday at 1 O'clock. By the way, my name is Issei Hyodou"
"Yes, thank you so much, I'll see you on Monday." Raynare said happily as she quickly skipped away.
Issei stared blankly at the spot she stood at as he was a black feather gently float down in front of him.
He had to kill all traitors.
~SilverKey's grandmother came to visit and shoved a ball of yarn down his throat, with the needles~
~Time skiiiiiiiiiiip to Mondaaaaaaaaayyyyy~
Issei stood in front of 'The Drugged Poodles' as he waited patiently for his girlfriend-for-one-date to come.
"I'm so sorry, I was late." Raynare panted out between breathes as she stood in front of him, obviously huffing and puffing from all the hard work of running.
"It's okay, I was early."
"Then let's stop wasting time and let's go quickly." Raynare said 'enthusiastically' as she was suddenly reenergized.
They went everywhere normal teenagers would go on a date, jewelry, clothes, perfume, food, coffee and a underwear shop for women. Issei was shocked and amazed when he found out that Raynare was 72cm in bust. (I made that up)
At the end of the date, as the sun was going down, they sat peacefully in front of a fountain as they ate ice cream in silence.
Suddenly, Raynare leaned towards Issei and whispered in his ear.
"Issei will you die for me."
~The Author wants to talk time~
Sup, people. I do update very fast if I am dedicated and if I want to, so If you people give me encouragement by giving me favorites, follows and reviews. I will update very, very fast.
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Yolo, see you in chapter 2.
SilverKey Belphgor ^_^
Issei's Harem:Rias, Akeno, Koneko(I will find an excuse to make her mature so she is a women), Raynar(she will be like a slave and it will be one-sided), Kalawarner(can't waste the Oppais)
That's all for now, I will add more people from request and as the story goes on.
Oh, by the way the random sentences are my linebreak.
