"PUCKETT!"
"What now Freddork?"
"Must you make my life a living hell?"
"I can't find a reason not to. You're a nub, and nubs must have hell-ish lives."
"Hmmmm…I'm a nub? Last time I checked nubs don't get three dates, Friday,Saturday,and Sunday"
"Who the hell would ever ask you out?"
"Shannon, Wendy, and Kayla."
"Volleyball Beast Kayla Martin?"
"NO! Chess Team Captain Kayla Stone."
"Dude, last time I checked she had pigtails, braces, and bifocals! She's hideous!"
"And you look so much better? Huh, Sam"
"Uh, Yea!"
"Your right you do look beautiful."
"Bet your ass I do! You look sexy too Benson."
"You know I love you right?"
"Of course. You never let me forget it."
"So what are you really doing over the weekend?"
"Spending time with my gorgeous ass girlfriend Samantha Puckett."
"Call me Samantha again and we'll never have children!"
"We?"
"Shut up!"
"Don't worry I pictured us having children too."
"…"
"…"
"Woah! I could get used to this future Mrs. Benson."
"Yea, Yea Nub."
"I'm still upset that you put bleu cheese in my shampoo bottle AGAIN!"
"If I give you some kissin' will you cut the chiz?"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Too eager but I love you for it."
"Really?"
"Not the answer I was looking for!"
"Sorry babe, I love you too!"
"You better Nub!"
A/N:It's my first story! So I'm kind of proud of it. But, could you give me feed back on it? I would really appreciate it. :D
