Introduction
Author's Note: This is a fic I've been working out in my head for a while. I think it has matured enough to use as a legitimate fanfic. But we'll just have to see, shall we? Mua ha ha… Yeah, I can't do the evil laugh.
ANYWAYS… let's get into it.
Celestial Year 12,426.23
Ouch, WHAT THE FUCK, CELESTIA, I WAS JUST WRITING DOWN THE YEAR. IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND I WOULD USE MY OWN TIMELINE?
God… Fine.
Year of the Sun 2156, January 23rd
Is that to your liking O Great and Powerful One? Yeah?
Good. Man, Celestia can be such a cunt. She's standing behind me right now, in fact. And she's got a glint in her eye, and a smile on her face, so she obviously didn't read-
OH FUCK! Goddamnit! Quit it Celestia, I'm sorry!
Man, I thought I was gonna die there (not).
Thank you. Don't forget, however, that I'm doing this out of my own volition, and I can kill you in an instant.
(I'm bluffing of course, but she doesn't need to know that.)
Celestia asked me to record the events with my friends that have helped me a lot so far. Who are my friends? That's irrelevant at this time because I'm gonna tell you later. Just be patient, you fuckers.
Damn, I'm getting off track. Where was I? Oh yeah. My name is…
