Summery: The original twenty-two campers have reached adulthood, and are no longer appealing to the audience. So what does Chris do? He gets a new twenty-two teens! Be prepared for new challenges, new relationships, and new drama! Also, the original campers will be returning as interns!
I Shall Thank People Like A Concieted Celberty Winning An Oscar: First off, I'd like to thank The Kobold Necromancer for his inspiration and idea-giving. He's really good at writing TDI, and I'd recommend his stories, Total Drama Comeback and Total Drama Battlegrounds, to anyone who's fourteen or older. And thank you to everyone who submitted their characters, whether they made it in or not. I really think I'll have fun writing them.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Total Drama series. Or any of the other series that I don't own that are mentioned in this fanfiction. So don't sue me, because that would be rather pointless and a waste of time, wouldn't it?
A familiar dock on a familiar island is shown. Chris Maclean, grinning from ear-to-ear, pops up in front of the camera.
"What's up, viewers? Welcome to the new season of the Total Drama series! I'm your host, Chris Maclean. But you probably already knew that!
"This season will be a lot like the first. Except, now that our old campers are all grown up and not appealing to our fan base anymore, we'll have new contestants to -"
"I'm so exited!" says an interupting female voice behind the camera. "I get to actually film!"
"Beth! You ruined it! I was gonna reveal you!"
"Oh, sorry Chris." Beth turns the camera around at herself. "Hi, everyone! Me and some of the other campers are back as interns! There's Harold over there." She proceeds to record Harold at his camera beside her. However, Harold does not seem so focused on filming, just practicing his 'skills'. "Now that I'm trying to get into college, I'll need to be in great shape."
"But Harold, being on this show has gotten us a lot of scholarships."
"Yeah, but I always dreamed of succeeding the hard way. I want to struggle through life so once I have a high position, I'll know what everyone's going through." The awkward nerd thinks for a moment. "Hopefully the power won't go to my head."
"Alright, enough you two!" Beth starts recording Chris after he said this, and he looks annoyed. "No one wants to hear your overused personalities anymore. I'm the only one people still like!"
A flash appears, and Chris is now at the edge of the dock. "The rules are pretty much the same. Two teams compete in extreme challenges, the loosing team votes someone off, and they walk this Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers.
"Notice how I said extreme challenges? By that, I mean more extreme than the last few seasons." Chris chuckles to himself, and then continued. "We are not going easy on them this time. Of course, there'll be a reward for the winning team in almost every episode. So that way, they'll try harder.
"The last camper left standing will earn not one, but four million dollars! We actually have the budget now. Our show's that popular.
"So, who will win? Who will loose? Find out in Total… Drama… Challenge!"
After the opening, Chris is on the dock again, waiting for the contestants. Finally, the first boat drops someone off. He's a tall, muscular Hispanic boy wearing a green vest over a black t-shirt and beige cargo pants. "Hey, Chris. What's going on?"
"Cupid! Our matchmaker! Hope you keep true to your word to pair the hottest couples!"
"Oh, I will. Hey, have you ever seen Chef Hatchet as more than a friend?"
"What?!"
"Oh, never mind. I'm having a pairing-withdrawal. Can't wait until the guys and girls get here." He rubs his hands together as he says this.
"Alright, looks like another camper's coming in."
The boat pulls up, and out of it comes a short, shaggy-haired boy with large glasses carrying a small pet cage and a backpack walks out. He has a red shirt over a white shirt and blue jeans.
"Hey, Derek!" the boy walks past Chris without saying anything. "Well, he's obviously gonna get kicked off early with that kind of attitude."
"Hey, man. What kind of girl do you like?" Cupid says, desperate to match someone up.
Derek shrugs at him, and watches as the next boat pulls up.
"Hey, Charlotte." A girl even shorter than Derek who was tanned in a way where you couldn't tell her race walks out of the boat. "Finally, a girl." Chris adds.
"Hello, Chris. Hello, fellow contestants." She says to the three.
"Hi." Derek and Cupid reply.
"Um, I just want to say, if you're picking team captains, I'd probably be the best choice. I'm a great leader, you know."
"We'll see." Chris said. "But for now, here comes Adam!"
A muscular, blonde-haired guy wearing white and red sports clothes steps out. "Hey, Chris! I can't wait for the challenges!"
"You're gonna regret saying that, dude."
"Eh, I've seen this show. Pain, drama, being hit in the weak-spot… had it all happen in the sports I play."
As Adam takes his place next to the three others, Cupid murmurs, "Hmm… Girls really go for jocks."
"What?" Adam asks.
"Cupid's a matchmaker." Charlotte explains.
"Dude, you're name's Cupid?"
"Actually, that's just my nickname. My real name is –"
They are cut off by a scream of "WOO-HOO!" they all looked over to the tall, brown-haired girl in the yellow t-shirt who had screamed this. "This shall be awesome! Because I am here!" she runs up to the other contestants. "Hey, I'm Audrey! Don't worry about your names, I'll just make those up!" She puts her arm around Derek, making him look uncomfortable. "That okay with you, Shorty?"
"Um…." Derek tries to think of what to say, as another boat pulls up. Out steps a slightly awkward boy with a yellow button-up shirt and black jeans. He carries a Bible in his hand as he gets out.
"This is Jack, everyone."
"Hello, brothers."
"So, like, you're one of those religious people."
"Yes, sir. Well, in a way. I don't just have a religion, I have a relationship with Jesus Christ."
"Did someone say 'relationship'?" Cupid snaps up.
"Alright, just no shoving your beliefs down people's throats. Most of the active fans are liberal, and we don't want them hating our show."
"I can't force someone into following Christ. Only God can convert people. All I can do is share the good news."
"Um, okay…. Our next camper is Barbra."
A short-haired girl wearing a red t-shirt and short blue jeans gets out. She looks disgusted at the site of the campers. "This does not look like an equal number of each gender. It's offensive."
"Relax, Barbra. Not all the campers are here yet. We have some more chicks coming."
"Did you just say chicks?" Barbra yells at Chris. "That is degrading, and on behalf of all the women of the –"
As Barbra continued her rant, Cupid whispers to Adam, "It's gonna be hard to find a match for her." The jock nods.
"You have tortured and degraded us long enough! Now it's our turn to be in power! I-"
"Oh, look." Chris says, happy to get away from the rant, "It's our next contestant!"
An attractive girl wearing a tank top and jeans steps out of the boat. "Yo, Chris! What's up? Name's Terra."
"Yep," Chris sounds annoyed, "Only it was my job to introduce you."
"Oh, sorry man."
"You should be! You just took away my camera time! Anyway, there's our next guy."
A strong, intimidating guy steps out of the boat.
"Hey, Terrence!"
To Chris's surprise, the delinquent grabs him by the collar. "It's Terry or Fox. Not Terrence."
"Okay, well, we already have a Terra, so we'll go with Fox."
"Alright." A small fox runs out behind Fox.
"Cool!" Terra proceeds to pet the animal.
"Get your hands off Kira, tomboy!" Fox screams at the girl petting his pet (wait, what?). Terra looks offended, but shrugs it off.
Chuckling is heard, and everyone turns to see a grinning teen wearing a shirt with a monkey on it, pajama pants and a hat made out of newspaper.
"Yo, Spencer!"
"Are you my new mommy?"
"Uh… no."
"Okay." Spencer stands by the other campers with an oblivious grin on his face. "Hey, I like cows."
"Cows make good meat." Jack awkwardly replies.
"Okay, loosing my camera time!" Chris calls. "Next we have Christina!"
A curvy, blonde-haired girl steps out of her boat. She's wearing a blue tank-top and blue shorts. "Ugh, it's even crappier in real life."
"The camp?" Charlotte asks.
"No, Chris."
"Uncalled for!" Chris tells her. "If you want to last, you have to respect the awesomeness that is Chris!"
"You mean… kiss-up?"
"Yes."
Christina pauses for a moment. "I can live with that."
"Okay, good to know. Our next camper is… Rob!"
A lean blonde-haired boy wearing a gray shirt, ripped jeans, and a skullcap jumps out, carrying a skateboard. "Dudes, sup?"
Terra walks to him. "Alright, another skater!"
"Seriously? Radical." The two skaters bump fists.
Rock music plays from one of the boats, and everyone looks over. A handsome boy wearing a loose button-up shirt rocks out to the music right before he does a flip out of the boat.
"Copy-cat!" comes an off-screen voice.
"Geoff, you're supposed to be helping Chef and DJ in the kitchen, not watching the clones I chose of you!" Chris then slapped his forehead. "You really can't find good help these days."
"Maybe you could if you paid us more!"
"Shut up, Harold! Sorry about that, Mickey."
Fox chuckles. "Your name is Mickey?"
Adam, not being able to resist, starts to sing, "M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S"
"Shut up." Fox holds up a fist at the jock. "I hate that song."
"Hey, it's cool." Mickey says, then points to Barbra, Audrey, Terra, and Charlotte. "Hope to get to know all of you."
"So, you still trying to find your soul mate?" Chris asks.
"Yep."
"Well, you may want to consider her." Everyone looks over to see a verycurvy, blue-eyed, blonde-haired girl. All of the guys are seen staring at her in awe.
"This is Vanessa!"
Confession Cam
Mickey: (Dreamily) I think I just found my soul mate.
Fox: (Slyly) If the cabins are co-ed, I'm going to make sure we're the final two.
Spencer: (Grinning stupidly) I wrote a song for Vanessa. (Starts singing) Mushy, Ushy, Gushy Love, Mushy, Ushy, Gushy Love….
Rob: (In Shock) Dude… Just, awesome.
Cupid: (Casually) Well, looks like I know who to pair myself with.
Jack: (Ashamed) I looked at a girl inappropriately. I need to ask forgiveness.
"Hey, everyone!" Vanessa says, and giggles at the guys staring at her.
"Hi!" Audrey rushes over to the 'hot girl'. "All of them are tongue-tied. I figured you needed a real welcome."
"Thanks!" Vanessa tells her. "I think."
"Hey," Mickey smoothly says to her. "You, babe, look beautiful."
"Yeah, people have used 'beautiful' before. Makes them sound sensitive." She then adds playfully, "I know a womanizer when I see one."
"Okay, I know she's pretty," Chris says, "But I'm prettier. That didn't come out right." He then notices a girl with short hair wearing sunglasses and dull clothes. "Oh, Sam. How long have you been there?" he waits for a reply, and doesn't get one. "Well, okay. Go stand with the others."
When the quiet girl stands next to Jack, he attempts to befriend her. "Hey." Sam gives him a light wave.
"Our next person," he says to the camera, "Is Cho."
A tall, slim girl walks out of her boat. Some distinguishing things about are wardrobe are a camouflage hat, shirt with a piece symbol, and a supply belt."Okay, I've seen the lake, and it's filthy. How could the law allow that?"
"Aw, it's not that bad." Chris said, worrying about environmentalist lawsuits.
"There's a duck with plastic around its neck." Cho states. "Poor thing."
Confession Cam
Cho: My mission here shall be to clean up the island and encourage other people to protect the planet!
Rob: See, I don't really get hippies. They always talk about piece, but, like, they declare war on you if you don't recycle. I don't now, man, maybe I'm the one with the problem.
Duck (with plastic around its neck): QUANCK!
"Our next camper is Russel!"
A tall Asian-American boy jumps out of his boat and starts doing 'ninja-poses'.
Fox rolls his eyes. "Please."
"Wanna say that to my face?" Russel says, right into Fox's. One look at the bully's scowl, and Russel backs down nervously. "Heh-Heh… I was just kidding, man. A joke between us tough guys!" Fox continues to scowl, and Russel hides behind Adam. "Don't kill me."
"Now, a real fighter, Austin!"
A pale guy with a safari hat walks out of his boat. He starts to sniff the air.
"Um… What you doing?" Christina asks rather rudely.
"Smelling the air. I sense a lot of fear." Austin takes another sniff. "And pee."
"Sorry." Spencer laughs. Everyone backs away from him.
"Okay, ew." Chris says, but quickly regains his composure. "Anyway, we have a few more campers to introduce. Including, Taylor!"
"Taylor? My boyfriend?" Lindsay comes on camera looking exited.
"Lindsay, I thought you'd be smarter by now, considering that you go to Harvard."
"Huh, go figure. But anyway, where's Taylor?!"
"You're thinking of Tyler. And he's testing out the challenges, remember? I think he's at the cliff now."
"Do I sense a repeat of Season One?" Taylor asks as she walks out.
"No, why?"
"We're gonna have to jump off a cliff again, aren't we?"
"Maybe…." Chris says cheerfully.
"I expected this. No originality."
"I don't need originality, I'm rich." Chris replies, laughing. "And here's our next camper, Danny!"
"Why did he dump her?!" the pale, skinny boy mumbles as he walks over to the other campers.
"Um, Danny, dude? You're on."
"Huh? Oh, hi everyone. I was just thinking about the big break-up in All My Waffles."
"I love that show!" Spencer screams.
"Ugh, I hate it." Barbra says bitterly. "There's only three main females! Can you believe that?!"
Confession Cam
Danny: That Barbra girl reminds me of that movie, 'When Feminists Attack'. Of course, I hated that movie. It was so cheap. I could make better than that.
Barbra: I'm pretty sure that most of the guys here are sexist. Mickey messes with girls' feelings, Fox has no respect whatsoever, I'm not sure about Jack, but he does seem like one of those guys who thinks women belong in the kitchen, Danny watches sexist shows, and I'm not so sure about Derek, but I'm sure he's faking the whole quiet thing to trick us girls into feeling bad for him. But hey, I handled my dad, I can handle this.
Lindsay: Okay, I looked everywhere but I can't find Tyler! Of course, I didn't try the cliff. But why would I? You know, other than the fact that Chip said he was there.
"Whoa, look at that." Fox says, pointing to the next boat. A scowling, muscular girl wearing a white beanie (covering most of her blonde hair), sweatpants, and a gray jacket is in it, looking at the campers.
"That's Jen." Chris tells everyone.
When Jen gets out, revealing her running shoes, she holds up a fist and says, "Okay, here are the rules. You don't mess with me, I don't pound your face in. If I have an idea, my team must obey it. If any guys think they can hit on or harass me, ooh, I pity you."
Confession Cam
Barbra: Yeah! Go Jen!
Jack: She seems tense. Maybe she's in need of some Jesus in her life.
Terra: Ha! That Jen girl seems to think she's so tough. I could take her! (Pauses) Maybe not win, but I'd put up a good fight. Maybe.
"Any questions?"
"Um, Hi!" Spencer screamed, despite everyone trying to warn him not to. "You're pretty."
Jen, enraged, grabbed the clueless teen by the shirt collar. "You want me to rearrange your face?!"
"Oh! That would be as funny as a bag of tacos."
"Alright, now that Jen's given you her 'rules'," Chris said with somewhat of an indifference, "Our last camper is arriving."
A girl with brown hair, a purple t-shirt, and regular blue jeans gets out of the boat. "Hey, everyone. I'm Emma." She gets out, and looks around, noticing Fox giving Russel a wedgie, Derek giving his pet rat (who was in the cage) some celery, most of the guys staring at Vanessa, and Aubrey climbing on top of an uncomfortable Adam.
Confession Cam
Emma: Wow… what an… extreme group. This'll be, fun?
"Okay, now that you're all here, we need a picture for the promos!"
"Don't listen to him!" Danny cries out. "After watching the pilot episode of the first season several times, I've made the discovery that he made the dock crash on purpose!"
"No." all the other campers sarcastically said in unison.
"Aw, come on!" Chris pleads. "There's no Owen here. Well, at least not as a camper. The dock can hold up your weight." The campers, though uneasy, agree.
The twenty-two of them stand at the dock.
On the top is Russel with us fists in the air, Sam with her sunglasses off giving a small grin, Vanessa waving at the camera, Spencer chuckling, Audrey jumping in the air, and Taylor casually smiling.
In the middle is Cupid pointing to the camera, Terra and Rob smiling with their arms on each other's shoulders, Jack smiling really big, Charlotte with a polite look, Jen grimacing, Austin looking intensely into the camera, Mickey giving a sly look, and Christina doing a model-like pose, and Emma smiling like you normally would at a camera.
Sitting at the bottom are Cho and Barbra sitting next to each other, Derek smiling and sitting next to his rat (who's still in the cage), and Danny next to Fox who has Kira in his lap.
"Say 'Wawanakwa'."
"Wawanak- WAH!"
To their surprise, the dock does not break, but instead, various objects rain down on them. Ranging from garbage, to dodgeballs, to Chef's cooking – even a certain red-haired crazy girl fell. The sudden attack knocks Russel, Audrey, Terra, Rob, and Taylor into the water. The rest of them, while not wet, are covered in other things that they wished was water.
"Ha, Ha, Ha! Okay, we really got you that time!" Chris laughs. "Now go get cleaned up, or dried off, and meet me at the campfire in ten minutes." He sniffs the air, and grimaces. "Uh, make that twenty minutes."
Confession Cam
Taylor: (Dripping wet) Ugh.
Christina: (Covered in garbage) They are not going to get away with this!
Izzy: Ha-Ha! I've always wanted to be launched at someone! Even though I have this fear of flying, it was so worth it!
Chef: Heh-Heh. I got to fly the plane. I like airplanes. They go 'zoooom'. (He notices where he is, and looks threateningly at the camera) You'd better not put this in the final copy of the show. You hear me, Cody?!
At the campfire, all twenty-two are sitting on logs, and Chris begins explaining the rules. How if you loose, you have to vote someone off, if you don't get a marshmallow you're eliminated, and that the last camper on the island will win the four million dollars.
"Now, it's time to form your teams. If I call your name, stand over there.
"Derek…
"Aubrey….
"Fox…
"Barbra….
"Terra….
"Sam….
"Russel….
"Jack….
"Christina….
"Vanessa….
"And Mickey. Your team is now the Screaming Gophers!" he throws them a red sheet with a picture of a gopher on it.
"Alright!" Terra says, looking at her teammates. "We are going to rock this game!" Most of the Gophers cheer after she says this.
"The rest of you,
"Charlotte,
"Austin,
"Rob,
"Taylor,
"Danny,
"Jen,
"Spencer,
"Cho,
"Adam,
"Cupid,
"And Emma, you shall be known henceforth as – "
"The Killer Bass." Taylor interrupts. "We know! We've seen the show. And I don't see why you have to tell us all our names if we're the only ones left."
"It's for our 'slower' viewers." Chris tells her, somewhat annoyed.
"Hey, guy with the hair?" Spencer calls to Chris from the Killer Bass group, "I forgot what team I was on.
Taylor slaps her head in frustration.
"Now go to the mess hall to eat lunch and vote on your team captain."
At the mess hall, the scary Chef Hatchet serves them all their food.
"Okay, sometimes, I think that they just hired that guy to torture the campers." Danny observes.
"What was your first guess?" Taylor rolls her eyes as she said this.
"Alright," says Charlotte at the Bass table as Taylor and Danny sit down, "I propose that I be the team captain. If I am, I promise not to let the team down."
"Hmm…" Jen ponders. "I'll vote for you," she holds up a fist to Charlotte's face, "As long as I'm your adviser!"
"Okay, okay." Charlotte quickly replies. Jen nods and puts her fist down. "Who else thinks I should lead?"
"I'm cool with it." Adam tells her. Most of the others nod.
"As long as I'm not the leader." Rob chuckles. "I hate that kind of responsibility, man."
Meanwhile, the Screaming Gophers are trying to make the same decision. It came between Fox and Christina.
"Think about it," Christina eyes Barbra in particular. "Do you really want a boy leading our team?"
"I vote for Christina!" the feminist quickly says. She then adds, "Or me."
"I'd say Christina," Mickey looks into her eyes, attempting to form a connection.
"Okay, as an experienced fighter," Russel chimes in, "I'd say that Fox would be the best leader."
"What?" Barbra replies angrily, "Are you saying that just because he's a guy, Fox is a better fighter than Christina?!"
"No! I was saying that, as individual people –"
"Just because she's a woman does not mean that she doesn't carry great leadership abilities."
"I was just saying that-"
"Nope."
"But-"
"I don't want to hear it.
Confession Cam
Barbra: The nerve of Russel! He's almost bad as that homeschooled kid from Season One! We should vote him off the first time we loose.
"I'd say Fox." Terra tells everyone. "He looks like he has guts. Even if he's a jerk."
Fox smiles after she says this. "Alright, that's four votes for me, and four for the snob." Christina scoffs at this. Fox ignores her and goes on. "One more vote decides. Shorty!" he looks over to Derek. "Who are you voting for."
"Uh… I…" Derek looks nervous with all the eyes on him.
"We're waiting...." Christina crosses her arms.
Derek looks over and sees the delinquent hold up his fist, and quickly decides.
"Fox!"
"Alright, I'm the captain."
"Whatever," Christina scoffs. "It's just a dumb position."
Confession Cam
Christina: I don't need to be the official captain. I can get my way by doing something else. The way I see it, that Aubrey girl has no limits to what she'll do, and Vanessa has all the guys here wrapped around her finger. And, considering that most of the other team is male…. Well, they'd make a great couple of lackeys.
Derek: To be honest, picking between those two was like trying to find the least of two evils. I'm glad that Fox threatened me.
Spencer: I made a snowman out of the food here! (He holds up some gray slop that he formed into a snowman-like form. The head slowly falls off of it) OH NO!
"Okay, campers! Meet me near the beach for your next challenge." Chris calls out.
"We're not jumping from a cliff, are we?" asks Emma looking a little uneasy.
"No. This challenge will be a test of the mind, persistence, and teamwork." Derek and Taylor smile at the mention of a 'test of the mind'.
A helicopter camera films a giant maze with two entrances and one exit. It extends from a few miles away from the beach to the end of it. Back at the ground, the campers were standing in awe.
"Dude, awesome!" Rob says. He pauses, then finally adds, "Um, what is it?"
"A maze." Chris explains. "You must go through your team's entrance, travel through the maze, and find the exit at the beach. The first team with all of the campers out wins, so you might want to stay together. But hey," he chuckles a little, "Your choice."
Confession Cam
Aubrey: Alright, a maze! I'm so exited to actually be in one instead of just putting one through the shredder!
Rob: (Scratching his head) I still don't get it.
Izzy: So, like, Chris wanted me to help design the maze. And of course, I agreed. A maze! It's all twisted and confusing like me! And not just my personality, either.
Noah: At first, I wanted nothing to do with this show anymore. But then, Chris offered me a seat on the idea-making committee. And it's really fun being on the other side of the torture. (He chuckles sadistically) It was my idea to let Izzy help us design the maze.
A/N: Please tell me what you liked and didn't like so far. I really want this to be more than a cheap "new characters" story. Oh, and ideas are appreciated.
