Rockin' New Year!
Hey folks! L1701E here! Here's a New Year's fic for you! I hope you all enjoy it!
To torque: No offense, but I like Ozzy. He's hilarious! I hope you'll like this new story with the West Coast Misfits. BTW, in the comics, Nightcrawler is an expert swordsman. I have a serious craving for chocolate chip cookies. Especially chewy ones. Merry Christmas to you!
To JCKIDSMART: Sorry about the lack of Duncan and Kelly torture. I had few ideas, and it's Christmas. But I do hope to introduce another character you'd love to see tortured.
To Red Witch: Keep on reading and writing! Hope you like this one!
To Kage-robot-of-darkness: Uhm, what do you mean by a total girls and total guys team? Keep on reading!
To Sparky Genocide: I loved "Meet Wally Sparks"! And I couldn't stop laughing at that scene! Maybe I will do something like that down the line.
To Wizard1: Yup, I don't plan to get rid of the Mimic anytime soon! To be honest, I actually think Colossus and Gambit are pretty cool, and Ray's okay. Out of the X-Boys, Scott's the only one I genuinely do not like. He's so uptight! I just realized something! Pyro's real name was St. John Allerdyce, and Thunderbird I's real name was John Proudstar. In the comics, they're both dead. It's kind of odd. It seems mutants named John in the Marvel Universe eventually get killed off. Weird. Oh yeah, and I was asked one time about Warpath. Well, I have no plans for Evo-tizing James Proudstar, but who knows.
Chapter 1: New member!
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(Somewhere in America, on the road)
A black double-decker tour bus rolled down an interstate. Across the side in gold fancy letters was the name "Lila Cheney". Inside, the bus was luxurious, complete with an entertainment system, among other things. Inside, six people were traveling to their next stop.
"Thanks again for letting us ride with you, Lila." Lance said. He and the other three members of the Superstars were riding alongside the mutant rocker.
"My pleasure, guys." A teen girl grinned. She had long black hair, and bore a slight resemblance to Joan Jett. She was clad in blue jeans, black steel- toed boots, a black studded belt, a tight black Pantera t-shirt, biker gloves, her right wrist decorated with a studded wristband, and her left wrist decorated with a red wristband. She also had gold earrings, and a studded choker. She was lounged on the bus's couch. "I'm a fan. I've actually wanted to join the band."
"You are kidding." Craig said. Lila laughed.
"Nope." She looked up at the window. "HEY GUIDO!!" She called at the front of the bus. "SLOW DOWN!!! WE DON'T NEED TO GO SO FAST!!!"
"Okay, Lila." A voice with a Brooklyn accent replied. Paul remembered his first impression of Guido Carosella: A huge man with a body that made his head look too small. Almost bald, except for a small growth of white hair at the front of his head, and glasses with round red lenses. He looked very intimidating, but he was nice, according to Lila.
"Hey Sheila, are you sure he's friendly?" John whispered to Lila, pointing to the front of the bus. Guido was driving. He also was Lila's bodyguard.
"Oh he's harmless. Unless you tick me off. Then you tick him off. You don't want to tick him off." Lila waved non-chalantly.
"Why do you ride a bus if you can teleport?" Paul wondered.
"Well, my teleportation powers are long-ranged. I can go across a galaxy. I have to make a stop if I want to go short distances. Compared to the range of my powers, between two major cities in America is a short distance." Lila replied. She picked up her guitar, a golden Gibson. "Thanks to that power, I became an intergalactic sensation."
"Now you gotta learn to stop being a kleptomaniac!" Guido's voice came from the front.
"You were a thief?" Craig raised an eyebrow. "I did a little stealing myself back in the day."
"Thrills, baby. All about thrills." Lila laughed. "I'm a girl who likes to have a little adventure in her life."
"Trust me. In the Misfits, you'll have plenty of adventures." Lance groaned.
"Why do you think I joined?" Lila grinned.
"I find it hard to believe that the Superstars would get a new member in the middle of a tour." John laughed. "And especially a top artist like you."
"Ah well." Lila shrugged.
"Are we in Chicago yet?" Paul looked out the window.
"Nope. Wanna watch Detroit Rock City?" Lila held up the DVD.
"ALRIGHT!!!" The Superstars responded happily. The foursome and their newest member gathered around the TV. However, the four original members did not notice an electronic chip sitting on a shelf.
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(Virus's Lab, Dreadnok HQ)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Virus screamed at the top of his lungs. The other Dreadnoks ran in.
"What is it Virus?" Zartan wondered.
"My machine! My beautiful machine!" Virus screamed. "A component is missing! It won't work without it!"
"Which part?" Zandar asked.
"The CPU. The brain of the computer. Without it, my device won't work!" Virus pointed to a big metal cylinder with a blue bubble top, and a control panel.
"What is it?" Torch wondered.
"A weather control device, you dolt." Virus snapped. "I'm going to use this thing to bash the Misfits up reeeeeeeal good! I got a special program for Toad. BUT NOW I CAN'T USE IT BECAUSE THE CPU IS GONE!!!!"
"Virus, you're insane. Didn't you rig up security cameras in here?" Zanya remembered. She knew Virus was very paranoid when it came to his lab, so he put up security cameras.
"Oh yeah!" Virus grinned. He ran to a screen. "I'll rewind and find out." Virus rewound to last night. He saw on the screen the answer to his question. "What?" In a flash of light, a black-haired girl appeared. She opened up a panel, took the chip, and disappeared in another flash of light. "WHO WAS THAT?!"
"Is that Lila Cheney?" Zanya wondered.
"I love her music." Monkeywrench grinned. "Good riding music."
"I'd like to make her FEEL!!! SOME!!! PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Leatherneck said evilly, flexing his muscles.
"I can't believe it!" Zarana realized. "Lila Cheney, stealing a microchip?"
"I'm amazed that the bird's a mutant!" Ripper added.
"A teleporter. That'd explain how she got in and out so easily." Virus said to himself. "We got to get that device back."
"She's currently on the Ozzfest tour." Leathersuit remembered. "So are the Superstars."
"Oh that's just great! Knowing our luck." Road Pig grumbled. "Most unfortunate, indeed."
"Donald, you need to take your pills!" Zanya snapped.
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(Joe's Diner, outside of Chicago)
"So this is the place they advertise on the old cartoons." John grinned. He, Paul, Craig, Lance, and Lila were enjoying some food.
"Ahh, the old American diner." Paul smiled, taking a sip of chocolate milk. "A dying breed."
"I love these places." Lila smiled. "The food tastes special."
"Because it's made, not processed." Craig reasoned simply.
"You know, we don't have to take the stage for a couple days. We should pay a visit to a couple friends of ours." Lance grinned evilly.
"Who?" Lila wondered.
"Ever heard of the X-Men?" John grinned.
"Only in tabloids."
"Well, we'll introduce you to them." Craig smirked evilly.
"Can I bring Guido?"
Well, looks like the Superstars have just become a quintet! How will the X- Men react to Lila and Guido? Why did Cheney steal that chip? What'll the Dreadnoks do? Find out in the next chapter!
Hey folks! L1701E here! Here's a New Year's fic for you! I hope you all enjoy it!
To torque: No offense, but I like Ozzy. He's hilarious! I hope you'll like this new story with the West Coast Misfits. BTW, in the comics, Nightcrawler is an expert swordsman. I have a serious craving for chocolate chip cookies. Especially chewy ones. Merry Christmas to you!
To JCKIDSMART: Sorry about the lack of Duncan and Kelly torture. I had few ideas, and it's Christmas. But I do hope to introduce another character you'd love to see tortured.
To Red Witch: Keep on reading and writing! Hope you like this one!
To Kage-robot-of-darkness: Uhm, what do you mean by a total girls and total guys team? Keep on reading!
To Sparky Genocide: I loved "Meet Wally Sparks"! And I couldn't stop laughing at that scene! Maybe I will do something like that down the line.
To Wizard1: Yup, I don't plan to get rid of the Mimic anytime soon! To be honest, I actually think Colossus and Gambit are pretty cool, and Ray's okay. Out of the X-Boys, Scott's the only one I genuinely do not like. He's so uptight! I just realized something! Pyro's real name was St. John Allerdyce, and Thunderbird I's real name was John Proudstar. In the comics, they're both dead. It's kind of odd. It seems mutants named John in the Marvel Universe eventually get killed off. Weird. Oh yeah, and I was asked one time about Warpath. Well, I have no plans for Evo-tizing James Proudstar, but who knows.
Chapter 1: New member!
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(Somewhere in America, on the road)
A black double-decker tour bus rolled down an interstate. Across the side in gold fancy letters was the name "Lila Cheney". Inside, the bus was luxurious, complete with an entertainment system, among other things. Inside, six people were traveling to their next stop.
"Thanks again for letting us ride with you, Lila." Lance said. He and the other three members of the Superstars were riding alongside the mutant rocker.
"My pleasure, guys." A teen girl grinned. She had long black hair, and bore a slight resemblance to Joan Jett. She was clad in blue jeans, black steel- toed boots, a black studded belt, a tight black Pantera t-shirt, biker gloves, her right wrist decorated with a studded wristband, and her left wrist decorated with a red wristband. She also had gold earrings, and a studded choker. She was lounged on the bus's couch. "I'm a fan. I've actually wanted to join the band."
"You are kidding." Craig said. Lila laughed.
"Nope." She looked up at the window. "HEY GUIDO!!" She called at the front of the bus. "SLOW DOWN!!! WE DON'T NEED TO GO SO FAST!!!"
"Okay, Lila." A voice with a Brooklyn accent replied. Paul remembered his first impression of Guido Carosella: A huge man with a body that made his head look too small. Almost bald, except for a small growth of white hair at the front of his head, and glasses with round red lenses. He looked very intimidating, but he was nice, according to Lila.
"Hey Sheila, are you sure he's friendly?" John whispered to Lila, pointing to the front of the bus. Guido was driving. He also was Lila's bodyguard.
"Oh he's harmless. Unless you tick me off. Then you tick him off. You don't want to tick him off." Lila waved non-chalantly.
"Why do you ride a bus if you can teleport?" Paul wondered.
"Well, my teleportation powers are long-ranged. I can go across a galaxy. I have to make a stop if I want to go short distances. Compared to the range of my powers, between two major cities in America is a short distance." Lila replied. She picked up her guitar, a golden Gibson. "Thanks to that power, I became an intergalactic sensation."
"Now you gotta learn to stop being a kleptomaniac!" Guido's voice came from the front.
"You were a thief?" Craig raised an eyebrow. "I did a little stealing myself back in the day."
"Thrills, baby. All about thrills." Lila laughed. "I'm a girl who likes to have a little adventure in her life."
"Trust me. In the Misfits, you'll have plenty of adventures." Lance groaned.
"Why do you think I joined?" Lila grinned.
"I find it hard to believe that the Superstars would get a new member in the middle of a tour." John laughed. "And especially a top artist like you."
"Ah well." Lila shrugged.
"Are we in Chicago yet?" Paul looked out the window.
"Nope. Wanna watch Detroit Rock City?" Lila held up the DVD.
"ALRIGHT!!!" The Superstars responded happily. The foursome and their newest member gathered around the TV. However, the four original members did not notice an electronic chip sitting on a shelf.
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(Virus's Lab, Dreadnok HQ)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Virus screamed at the top of his lungs. The other Dreadnoks ran in.
"What is it Virus?" Zartan wondered.
"My machine! My beautiful machine!" Virus screamed. "A component is missing! It won't work without it!"
"Which part?" Zandar asked.
"The CPU. The brain of the computer. Without it, my device won't work!" Virus pointed to a big metal cylinder with a blue bubble top, and a control panel.
"What is it?" Torch wondered.
"A weather control device, you dolt." Virus snapped. "I'm going to use this thing to bash the Misfits up reeeeeeeal good! I got a special program for Toad. BUT NOW I CAN'T USE IT BECAUSE THE CPU IS GONE!!!!"
"Virus, you're insane. Didn't you rig up security cameras in here?" Zanya remembered. She knew Virus was very paranoid when it came to his lab, so he put up security cameras.
"Oh yeah!" Virus grinned. He ran to a screen. "I'll rewind and find out." Virus rewound to last night. He saw on the screen the answer to his question. "What?" In a flash of light, a black-haired girl appeared. She opened up a panel, took the chip, and disappeared in another flash of light. "WHO WAS THAT?!"
"Is that Lila Cheney?" Zanya wondered.
"I love her music." Monkeywrench grinned. "Good riding music."
"I'd like to make her FEEL!!! SOME!!! PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Leatherneck said evilly, flexing his muscles.
"I can't believe it!" Zarana realized. "Lila Cheney, stealing a microchip?"
"I'm amazed that the bird's a mutant!" Ripper added.
"A teleporter. That'd explain how she got in and out so easily." Virus said to himself. "We got to get that device back."
"She's currently on the Ozzfest tour." Leathersuit remembered. "So are the Superstars."
"Oh that's just great! Knowing our luck." Road Pig grumbled. "Most unfortunate, indeed."
"Donald, you need to take your pills!" Zanya snapped.
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(Joe's Diner, outside of Chicago)
"So this is the place they advertise on the old cartoons." John grinned. He, Paul, Craig, Lance, and Lila were enjoying some food.
"Ahh, the old American diner." Paul smiled, taking a sip of chocolate milk. "A dying breed."
"I love these places." Lila smiled. "The food tastes special."
"Because it's made, not processed." Craig reasoned simply.
"You know, we don't have to take the stage for a couple days. We should pay a visit to a couple friends of ours." Lance grinned evilly.
"Who?" Lila wondered.
"Ever heard of the X-Men?" John grinned.
"Only in tabloids."
"Well, we'll introduce you to them." Craig smirked evilly.
"Can I bring Guido?"
Well, looks like the Superstars have just become a quintet! How will the X- Men react to Lila and Guido? Why did Cheney steal that chip? What'll the Dreadnoks do? Find out in the next chapter!
