A/N: Companion piece to "That Guy".

Disclamer: I don't own Glee. Don't sue.


Blaine, I love you, but you're a dork. For someone so smart, you're being really, really dumb. I may not know 100% for sure how you feel about me, but I do know flirting when I see it. And I'm sorry but when we were singing Baby, It's Cold Outside, there wasn't a moment during that song when you weren't flirting. No one gets that close to someone's face, with that look you gave me unless they were, at least slightly interested in said person. Also no one gives someone the "Awkward Laugh/Smile" unless there was a reason for the awkwardness (especially since you're the one who came to me, out of everyone you know, for help. I don't see why you, of all people, would be the one feeling awkward). And I'm not taking about the "Someone said something weird and now I don't know what to say. Here's an awkward laugh and smile" situation. I'm talking about the sound you make, the look you give, when you want to say something but don't want to do/say anything that will embarrass and or make you look like a douche in front of the person you're crushing on.

Honestly, I don't even know if you were there for that performance, because last time I checked, you weren't the only one getting their flirt on. Quite frankly, I really don't know how to say "I like you. A lot." any more clearly without actually saying it. So either A. you really are just that oblivious (possible, but not likely), B. You're a jerk and just a shameless flirt (not likely but with the way you've been acting makes it an option), or C. Completely aware of what you're doing, how you feel, and how I feel, but for some reason just won't do anything about it (the most likely option, because you are just so damned polite that I wouldn't put it past you to not want to do anything untoward to me).

So, I'm in total like with you Blaine. But really, you're a dork. You take me out on not-dates and then have a personality transplant and tell me to blend in, then not a week later, ask me to sing a duet with you. A duet mind you, that's sung between a man and a woman that requires one to call the latter "baby", "beautiful", as well as shamelessly compliment almost everything about her. And lets be honest. You're the lead singer of the Warblers for a reason, and no matter how well-mannered you act, you know that. I know you know that. With a voice like yours, you didn't actually need to rehearse. So what were you truly trying to accomplish when you decided to ask me to sing that song with you?

Really, sometimes I can't tell if I love you or want to slap you with all the hot and cold signals I'm getting from you. Do us both a favour, take a line from Mrs. Katy Perry and let me know, are you in or out?