After a thrashing experience at Dark Carnival in L4D2 with a load of scrubs, known as Kurasame, Will-epic and shijidachimp. Me and a friend of mine had heard all about this...we thought it was taking the piss out of the K-ON! Girls, so we rushed over to the Midnight Riders concert ready to pounce, as I was in stance to save Mugi, who was being brushed off as useless, and who was mai waifu.

Yui however...was far from complaining...she was actually developing a romantic relationship with Kurasame...her eyes gleamed at him from the start of the campaign...she did everything to try and show her crush she was developing, healing him, freeing him from special infected, and helping as much as she could.

He held her hand in the Saferoom "Kurasame-kun? Before we leave the saferoom, can we kiss?" she asked with her eyes twinkling...

Kurasame reply came "When we get on the chopper...of course, but we cannot fuck up now...I know how you feel...Yui-chan. Lets carry on for now" Yui slightly disappointedly set off...


Meanwhile however at pl_hoodoo. The BLU team were on the verge of being defeated, as the RED team were being strong in their defence as the timer ran out.

"5..4..3..2..1" The Administrator boomed over the speakers. Then...

"Victory" She said to the RED Team.

"You Failed!" She said to the BLU Team.

"Bloody Hell" Groaned the BLU Demoman "We are never gonna win now."

"The REDs have outwitted us" Replied the BLU Soldier. They were both interrupted by the RED Soldier's crocket that killed them both.

"Well boys, that was an epic match!" Said the RED Soldier to his team!

The RED Engineer sat down to play his guitar. "Good job y'all" He said "One more match and we're gonna win"

"One more match?!" Exclaimed the RED Scout "Whoa! I did not know that! Well, we gotta win that one! The BLUs ain't never gonna win on Hoodoo!"

"Très bien!" Said the RED Spy "We should hope to secure Hoodoo" He turned to his teammates

"Gentlemen" He announced "One more fight, and we win"

The RED team went back to their spawnroom.


Back at the Dark Carnival, me and my friend set around attack the scrubs to save the K-ON! Girls. I got into a fight with Will-epic who was abusing Tsumugi without remorse, Kurasame and shinjidachimp were having none of his abuse...though they did not do much about it.

Kurasame finally decided enough was enough and when he was attempting to melee kill me, Kurasame shot him with his shotgun. "There, I killed him for ya!" He said.

But Will-epic got up back on his feet and in a furore yelled "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" and smashed Kurasame with his Australium Frying Pan. Kurasame choked "Yui, avenge my death!" was his final words before he turned into a statue of Australium. Yui was deeply shocked.

Then Will-epic was on a full out rage against me as I was incapacitated. I struggled over to Grenade Launcher "I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE ABUSE TO MUGI YOU'VE BEEN DOING" I yelled helplessly while struggling for the Grenade Launcher.

"YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT...SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Snarled Will-epic "GET READY TO DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" and he swung his melee weapon but I fired the grenade launcher first and send him packing, to hell.

As he died, he cursed both me and Mugi...as she got me back up, healed me and gave me a warm hug.

I was glad to of be of help...I hugged her back...but that's another story.

My friend hallucinated shinjichimp as Swiss Cheese after he got shot by a very annoyed Mio, he came over to him and vored him down...in one go! An epic zombie fight later...we got onto the the chopper, with a very dishearted Yui with the Australium Statue of her new boyfriend...who she never even got to kiss or hug. Yui started crying as the chopper flew off.


Meanwhile however, the Administrator had a few words with the BLU team regarding their defeat at Hoodoo earlier.

"You have disappointed me greatly, all of you" she said "You are never going to win the Hoodoo at this rate."

"We fought as hard as we could" Replied the BLU Soldier.

"But the RED Team outwitted us" chimed in the BLU Sniper.

"I will not tolerate failure under any circumstances!" said the Administrator sternly "You have already damaged the reputation of you team. You have only one more fight to prove yourselves capable of winning Hoodoo"

"Eh?!" stuttered the whole BLU Team "One more fight?"

"Mon Dieu" Groaned the BLU Spy "I don't think so."

"This is your last chance" said the Administrator firmly "There is one more fight tomorrow at high noon. If you lose, then you would have let the whole of Builders League United down, let Saxton Hale Down, let me down, and above all, You would of let yourselves down and the Hoodoo will be permanently RED's Property. Is that clear?"

"Yes ma'am" said the entire BLU team

"Was zur Hölle?!" shrilled the BLU Medic "I cannot come up wizh a good enough plan for zhis...ve cannot let ourselves get defeated by zhe REDs...I vish I could Übercharge faster..."

"Hmmm..." murmured the BLU Heavy "This...is going to be tricky...we need a strategy"

"mmph mmmph mmpph *You do have a point Heavy*" chimed in the BLU Pyro.

"Not to get our asses kicked, That is virtually freakin' impossible" grumbled the BLU Scout.

"Enough please Gentlemen" Said the Administrator calmly "Fight as hard as you can, do your best."

The BLU team stared at the administrator with a small mumble from the BLU Pyro

"Now" said the Administrator "Tomorrow at High Noon. Your final match at pl_hoodoo. This, is, your, last, chance. You must win at all costs. Failure will result in dire consequences." She turned around to respond to a call from her assistant, Miss Pauling

"Helen" said Miss Pauling over the video phone. "I have something pretty urgent"

"Oh, Miss Pauling" replied the Administrator "How urgent is it? I am busy with the BLU team who I am deeply disappointed in!"

Miss Pauling looked surprised

"What?" she said all puzzled "Don't tell me they have failed again"

"Yes" said the administrator "What is it you need to tell me"

"The RED team have reported something suspicious at the final checkpoint at Hoodoo, they claim they are hearing voices of a strange person" Said Miss Pauling "Would you come over ASAP, I am outside the RED Spawn room at the final terminus"

"Will do" Replied the Administrator "See you in 5 minutes"

"What were that?" murmured the BLU Scout suspiciously

"Mind your own business Boston kid!" sharply replied the BLU Soldier

"Something is not right" said the BLU Heavy

"Is it gonna blow us down?" questioned the BLU Engineer.

"Mind your own business Heavy and Engie!" Snapped the BLU Soldier

The Administrator turned to the BLU Team

"I have to go now, Miss Pauling needs me" She said "But remember what I said. Do not fail tomorrow"

Her eyes squinted at the BLU Team as she sternly said "Gentlemen! This is your last chance!" she then turned away and left.

The bemused BLUs were left behind all anxious about the battle next day, knowing that if they failed, severe consequences would be implemented.