Introduction

For the first time in her immortal life, Aphrodite was terribly bored. Why?

Simple, because there weren't good love stories to listen to or to experience for the present.

She had first tried to read fanfiction love stories but they were extremely cliche...like the one she was currently reading.


And Percy said to Annabeth, "But I really love you, Annie. Please marry me."

"No way!" said Annabeth.

The next day, Percy went back to Annabeth's house.

Percy said to Annabeth, "I really love you, Annie. Please marry me."

"No way!" said Annabeth.


Then, she tried to read romance novels but she had ADHD and couldn't concentrate on them for long periods of time...

She also tried to listen to love songs on the radio but it was just mostly mainstream trash. It wasn't that most mainstream songs were bad; rather, it was just Aphrodite's bad luck that she had to listen to some rather terrible songs back to back on the radio.

"WHY IS THERE LESS LOVE IN THE WORLD NOW?" she screamed after listening to LMFAO's songs.

Aphrodite had to find a way to bring love back into the world. Now, she was thinking about how she was going to execute it.

There was an idea: she could make the campers sing some other songs besides the lame campfire ones they usually did.

Aphrodite loved this idea (no pun intended); the campers would then have an opportunity to make sweet, sweet love to their opposite number. Then, will come the love!

Aphrodite quickly Apparated to camp. Since she was a goddess and obviously not a witch, it wasn't necessary for her to spin on her heel in order to teleport, but there was nothing wrong in referencing a popular book series, so why not?


"Lady Aphrodite," said Chiron with politeness, "This is rather a surprise."

"Chiron," said the Lady of the Doves, "I am here to make an important announcement!"

"Go right ahead then as you please," answered Chiron. He banged his hoof to get the campers' attentions off their lunches and onto the goddess of beauty.

"Campers," said Aphrodite, "Instead of singing your lame campfire songs every night, I will like some of you to sing some more meaningful songs. Like to your crushes, for example."

She Disapparated after that nice sentence.

Chiron cleared his throat after she left and said, "I guess we'll comply with Aphrodite's suggestions."

Some of the campers cheered while others looked less than enthusiastic.