A/N: due to the (relative) success of my first Alex Rider fanfiction, The Online Adventures of Alex and Co (relative to my other stories), I am writing another AR fic! And yes, it is crack again. xD This chappie's just a teaser, just cuz I wanted to get it posted ASAP.

DISCLAIMER: If I owned Alex Rider, THIS is what all the books would be like. And that wouldn't sell very well, would it? ^_^


"Sir, the preparations are complete."

"Good. And all possible enemies have been disposed of?"

"All except for one, a 14-year-old named Alex Rider. MI6 should be sending him in soon, we can kill him easily then."

"Good. You are dismissed, Cantaloupe."

The jellybean in question, Cantaloupe, bowed respectfully (Yes, jellybeans can bow) and retreated from the ornate study. As the heavy oak door closed softly behind him, Cinnamon leaned back in his chair and smiled. Everything was ready. For years, jellybeans had been ignored, thrown away, eaten.... But soon every human, animal, and bug would finally come to realize to the fullest extent the suppressed power of all the jellybeans in the world, from Blueberry to Canned Dog Food (Yes, that's a flavor). All that remained was a single teenager named Alex Rider. And just like Cantaloupe said, MI6 would no doubt send him in to try and stop their scheme soon. He would be easily disposed of, and then would come the day he and all the others had been waiting for.....

And yes, jellybeans would finally have their revenge.


A/N: Think this is a neat idea? Stupid idea? Stupid idea but still interesting? Review if ya want the first chappie! -dangles chapter on string-

(Yes, me likes reviews very much, thank ye.)