Ugly
Summary: "Now, drive slowly. We don't want the cake breaking apart..."
For myself, jess. Since it was my birthday like a week ago.
ABOUT A WEEK AGO.
"No, you're supposed to be grabbing the freaking cake, idiot." He screamed in frustration.
If this all went to plan, Sakura would definitely fall for him instead of ugly twinkle toes.
He giggled suspiciously until the dead raven-haired emo hissed at him to stop.
"Naruto. Since the cake is a 'big' thing for this birthday, and at the moment you're claiming that you're the 'boss', maybe you should grab the cake." Sasuke snapped.
The blond shrugged, "I guess so."
He walked off quickly to go and grab the cake from the stores.
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NARUTO
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The car drove quickly through the narrow roads.
As he drove, he forgot the speed limit and decided to go and knock himself out by slamming his foot on the pedals.
While driving, several red and blue lights were flashing behind him.
The idiotic blond beeped at them angrily.
"PULL YOUR CAR OVER!" Screamed the cars.
After finally noticing what he just did, he obeyed their instructions and pulled over.
The officers came to his window.
"600 for speeding." They both said casually as if it happened all the time.
"Sir, you see, my cat.." Naruto said with a voice of a small girl.
"He-he he's about to die and I need to see him." The blond boy stuttered with cute dog eyes.
The group of two cringed at his Excuse.
"Also, its my birthday." He lied with a manly voice
"Your voice changing is very.. interesting"
Naruto stuck his head out of the window.
"Yes, sir, I have.. voice changing opedia.. A very, contagious disease.. you better leave as soon as possible."
The cop pulled his phone out.
"Ahh, Im just going to check this contagious disease out."
Naruto nodded kindly.
"Oh.. Wow. The disease is real. You can leave now.. young lady"
"Yes, young lady."
He waved goodbye as he drove off.
"THE SPEED LIMIT IS 60!"
He sped off at the limit of 60.
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"Now, drive carefully. We spent 6 days on this."
"Yeah, yeah."
They gently put the cake in at the back seat as the blond boy took off slowly.
Suddenly, a small child ran across the road.
He had no choice but to slam the breaks.. and so he did.
The two workers that did the cake ran over to him.
"You freaking dumbass!" They both cried in anger.
Naruto ran out of the car to check of the cake was fine.
And no, it was not.
Ahh, and so the battle of cursing started.
"No wonder you're a specialist at cakes! You've probably tasted many cakes judging by how big you are!" Naruto snapped.
He gasped.
"I am not fat. I just eat a lot."
"Yes, a lot. That is how you get fat."
The old man looked at him, his eyes about to tear up.
"Y-you ugly girl." He ran off back to his store.
Ah. Now, what was he going to deliver back to the birthday?
Then, an idea hit his head.
He was going to bring a gift to Sakura!
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Naruto arrived happily at her house.
Surely, Sakura was going to love the present Naruto got her.
Suddenly, everyone bent down in their spots as they heard Sakura coming through the door.
He kneeled down next to Sasuke.
"The cake?"
"I bought something better." He smiled brightly.
The emo 'hmmed' In reply.
"SURPRISE!" They all shouted.. except poor, 'I-act-like-i-am-sad' Sasuke.
She stumbled back in amazement.
"Oh, wow. Thanks!" She replied happily.
They all stood from their spots.
Naruto made his way to her cooly.
Sakura stared at him, not really caring at all.
"Sakura. We have no cake." Naruto told her with a smile.
She rolled her eyes, "Yes, I can see that."
"But.. don't worry. I brought you a gift."
"Okay.." She responded.
"ITS ME!" He jumped enthusiastically.
"Do you have a receipt?" She asked devilishly.
He was gobsmacked.
I mean, who wouldn't like his gift? (Cough, me)
"B-but.. S-Sakura.." He stuttered.
