Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam, although it would be nice on my conquest
to world domination _. but still, I don't own G Gundam or any Gundam
series.
A/N: So what's going to happen.? Hmm. This is a sequel to Sai's first date.. How will our Neo American exact his revenge for watching a 96-hour Welcome Back Kotter Marathon. . . Eww. . .
Chibodee: Slimslyde. . . Cori, as you are called by your human parents. how shall I destroy them. . .?
Slimslyde: One at a time actually. . . We're going to have you take down your brother members.
Sai, Argo, George, & Domon: *gulp*
Slimslyde: And now whipped cream shall be involved.
(Four of the Shuffle Alliance breathe deep sighs, Chibodee laughs)
Chibodee: Oh well! So according to the rules, I also get revenge on people the reviewer's want me to do? Like Allenby. . .
Slimslyde: No way. . . if you strike Allenby, fanboys everywhere will have my head. . . Anycase. . . It's time. . . Stalker?
Stalker: Chibodee Revenge set! Ready. Doom!
Domon (With anime subtitle): First To fall, Chibodee's Revenge!
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(Chibodee walks outside of his apartment, for the first time in days seeing light. . . He walks in a disturbed manner and his eye has a nervous twitch)
Chibodee: Man. . . I can still remember those episodes (left eye twitches) that guy with the afro sort of looked like a clown. . . evil, evil clowns. . . But now . . . I must get revenge! First person. . . hmm. . . Argo! Black Joker. . . but how to go about it. . . I know, I better get there quick. . .
(As Chibodee runs he is stopped by a lavender-white scarf. . .)
Chibodee: Oh man. . . not the Janitor/Tuxedo Parlor Owner/Pizza Chef. . .
(Master Aisa stands infront of the disturbed and jittery Queen Of Spades. . . Chib got up and looked Asia in the eyes.)
Chibodee (after about 5 minutes): Ok. . . Why have you stopped my wreaking of vengeance?
Asia: Well, I have been all those jobs you have said. . . but now. . . I am a teacher of revenge specialties. . .
(The Maxter Gundam Pilot starred at Asia. . . then like hell he bolted in the opposite direction. . . As he ran, he rammed into a pair of crates, jogged right through Michelo's restaurant (picking up a Forget About It Deluxe Meal), Running through a High School, beating five kids in a varsity run, then sprinting through a female department store (making sure to run through the ladies changing room where he made this interesting conversation, as he ran through and saw Nastasha holding a purple negligee, looking as if she is about to try it on.)
Chibodee (running right through): Hi 'Tash!
Nastasha: Hey, it's the idiot!
Chibodee (As he rams right through the wall he says one last thing that makes the entire store (Or what's left of it as Chibodee destroyed half the merchandise): I hope Argo likes that you Russian psycho!
(Nastasha looks up and takes off her glasses. She sees that a lot of people are looking at her for association to that idiot. . . She pulls out a tape recorder.)
Nastasha (On recorder): Note To Self: Assassinate Maxter Gundam Pilot on the way to next Gundam Fight. Make it look as if. . . crazy fan did it. End Note.
(She put her recorder away and went to make her purchase.)
*Meanwhile*
(Chibodee soon stopped, huffing and puffing, but grinning ear to ear. Not only did he escape that psycho dead guy with the long towel for a weapon, but he also has gotten to see Nastasha holding undies! He could use that as blackmail and enjoy what he had seen, all at the same time!)
Chibodee (To himself): It was good to the Queen. . . Err. . . King's man. . . Oh forget it, whatever. . .
(As Chibodee Turned around, he saw Master Asia waving to him with a psychotic grin)
Asia: Hey Buh-Ud-Dee!!!
Chibodee (In disbelief and fear): Old Man, you're scaring me. . . and them. . .
(Asia and Chibodee look at you. . .)
Asia: . . .
Chibodee: . . .
(There is a silence for five minutes. . .)
Asia: So will you be my revenge disciple!?!
(The Spade Queen gave a look at Asia, as the sky soon grew dark as evening came. . . .)
Chibodee: Fine, fine. . . Just help me to take revenge and I'll be whatever you want. . .
Asia: Ok. . . (He pulls out a contract as long as an unfurrled toilet paper roll. It goes out long and goes down the street. . . Asia hands Chibodee a pen)
Asia: Now. . . first of all. . . The Master Asia school of Revenge is not responsible for bruises, cuts, slips, falls, shakes, innuendo, or broken egos. All rights reserved, copyright, void where prohibited, prohibited where void. . .
Chibodee: Why do I have the feeling that you've said that more than once with different jobs. . .?
Asia: Why do I get the feeling you've never been with a women?
Chibodee: Touche'. . . go on. . .
Asia: Now. . . (Asia starts pointing) Sign there, there, initial there, sign there, tap dance there, hug there, there, and there. Aw, once more there, rub there & there, slap there, spank there, rub chapstick there. . .
(8 hours later. . .)
Asia:. . . And Sign there. . .
(Chibodee, worn out and a cramp in his hand (among other places), asks in hope)
Chibodee: Are we done!?!
Asia: Oh, huh? Oh, we were done a long time ago. You didn't even need to do that. . .
Chibodee (enraged): Then why did you make me sign all that?!!
Asia (shrugs): Thought it would be funny. . .
Chibodee: I'll give you funny you toothy, idiotic, scarf-throwing. . .
(Asia slaps Chibodee)
Asia: Now Chibmon. . .
Chibodee: I'm not Domon. . . and by the way, you may be my master, but if you sic a Giant 1000 armed possessed Gundam that needs a girl very close to me to power it up while bearing her skivvies, I'll hunt you down and kill you. . . then use you to make lunch meat. . . we coo'?
Asia: Right. . . Now Chibodee, as the sun rises over the horizon, say this with me. . .! School Of the Undefeated of The East! Whoopie Cushions, Drip Glasses!
Chibodee: Electric shock rings!
Both: Look The victim is turning red!
(They grin and walk together. . .)
Asia: So come on my disciple. . . who shall be your first target. . .?
Chibodee: Your first student. . .
Asia: MUWHAHAHA!!
Chibodee: MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Asia: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Hum.
(They Laugh and walk away, plotting the fall of the new King Of Hearts, who is sleeping his bed right now, unknowing about what is going to happen to him. . .)
A/N: A bit of a weird beginning. . . but you shall soon see the pain and fear!!!!
Slimslyde: MUWHAHAHAHA!!!
Chibodee: Cori. . . The joke is over man. . .
Slimslyde: Sorry. . .
Stalker: Now everyone, it's the moment you've been waiting for! Domon it the first lamb to slaughter! But how do you torture a man who beats up people by putting his hand over their face and holding it there for a few seconds?
Domon (voice over with subtitle): Next Episode: The falling of the King. . . Wait, no Why not George?!! Or Argo, he needs it more than me. . . darn. . .
A/N: So what's going to happen.? Hmm. This is a sequel to Sai's first date.. How will our Neo American exact his revenge for watching a 96-hour Welcome Back Kotter Marathon. . . Eww. . .
Chibodee: Slimslyde. . . Cori, as you are called by your human parents. how shall I destroy them. . .?
Slimslyde: One at a time actually. . . We're going to have you take down your brother members.
Sai, Argo, George, & Domon: *gulp*
Slimslyde: And now whipped cream shall be involved.
(Four of the Shuffle Alliance breathe deep sighs, Chibodee laughs)
Chibodee: Oh well! So according to the rules, I also get revenge on people the reviewer's want me to do? Like Allenby. . .
Slimslyde: No way. . . if you strike Allenby, fanboys everywhere will have my head. . . Anycase. . . It's time. . . Stalker?
Stalker: Chibodee Revenge set! Ready. Doom!
Domon (With anime subtitle): First To fall, Chibodee's Revenge!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Chibodee walks outside of his apartment, for the first time in days seeing light. . . He walks in a disturbed manner and his eye has a nervous twitch)
Chibodee: Man. . . I can still remember those episodes (left eye twitches) that guy with the afro sort of looked like a clown. . . evil, evil clowns. . . But now . . . I must get revenge! First person. . . hmm. . . Argo! Black Joker. . . but how to go about it. . . I know, I better get there quick. . .
(As Chibodee runs he is stopped by a lavender-white scarf. . .)
Chibodee: Oh man. . . not the Janitor/Tuxedo Parlor Owner/Pizza Chef. . .
(Master Aisa stands infront of the disturbed and jittery Queen Of Spades. . . Chib got up and looked Asia in the eyes.)
Chibodee (after about 5 minutes): Ok. . . Why have you stopped my wreaking of vengeance?
Asia: Well, I have been all those jobs you have said. . . but now. . . I am a teacher of revenge specialties. . .
(The Maxter Gundam Pilot starred at Asia. . . then like hell he bolted in the opposite direction. . . As he ran, he rammed into a pair of crates, jogged right through Michelo's restaurant (picking up a Forget About It Deluxe Meal), Running through a High School, beating five kids in a varsity run, then sprinting through a female department store (making sure to run through the ladies changing room where he made this interesting conversation, as he ran through and saw Nastasha holding a purple negligee, looking as if she is about to try it on.)
Chibodee (running right through): Hi 'Tash!
Nastasha: Hey, it's the idiot!
Chibodee (As he rams right through the wall he says one last thing that makes the entire store (Or what's left of it as Chibodee destroyed half the merchandise): I hope Argo likes that you Russian psycho!
(Nastasha looks up and takes off her glasses. She sees that a lot of people are looking at her for association to that idiot. . . She pulls out a tape recorder.)
Nastasha (On recorder): Note To Self: Assassinate Maxter Gundam Pilot on the way to next Gundam Fight. Make it look as if. . . crazy fan did it. End Note.
(She put her recorder away and went to make her purchase.)
*Meanwhile*
(Chibodee soon stopped, huffing and puffing, but grinning ear to ear. Not only did he escape that psycho dead guy with the long towel for a weapon, but he also has gotten to see Nastasha holding undies! He could use that as blackmail and enjoy what he had seen, all at the same time!)
Chibodee (To himself): It was good to the Queen. . . Err. . . King's man. . . Oh forget it, whatever. . .
(As Chibodee Turned around, he saw Master Asia waving to him with a psychotic grin)
Asia: Hey Buh-Ud-Dee!!!
Chibodee (In disbelief and fear): Old Man, you're scaring me. . . and them. . .
(Asia and Chibodee look at you. . .)
Asia: . . .
Chibodee: . . .
(There is a silence for five minutes. . .)
Asia: So will you be my revenge disciple!?!
(The Spade Queen gave a look at Asia, as the sky soon grew dark as evening came. . . .)
Chibodee: Fine, fine. . . Just help me to take revenge and I'll be whatever you want. . .
Asia: Ok. . . (He pulls out a contract as long as an unfurrled toilet paper roll. It goes out long and goes down the street. . . Asia hands Chibodee a pen)
Asia: Now. . . first of all. . . The Master Asia school of Revenge is not responsible for bruises, cuts, slips, falls, shakes, innuendo, or broken egos. All rights reserved, copyright, void where prohibited, prohibited where void. . .
Chibodee: Why do I have the feeling that you've said that more than once with different jobs. . .?
Asia: Why do I get the feeling you've never been with a women?
Chibodee: Touche'. . . go on. . .
Asia: Now. . . (Asia starts pointing) Sign there, there, initial there, sign there, tap dance there, hug there, there, and there. Aw, once more there, rub there & there, slap there, spank there, rub chapstick there. . .
(8 hours later. . .)
Asia:. . . And Sign there. . .
(Chibodee, worn out and a cramp in his hand (among other places), asks in hope)
Chibodee: Are we done!?!
Asia: Oh, huh? Oh, we were done a long time ago. You didn't even need to do that. . .
Chibodee (enraged): Then why did you make me sign all that?!!
Asia (shrugs): Thought it would be funny. . .
Chibodee: I'll give you funny you toothy, idiotic, scarf-throwing. . .
(Asia slaps Chibodee)
Asia: Now Chibmon. . .
Chibodee: I'm not Domon. . . and by the way, you may be my master, but if you sic a Giant 1000 armed possessed Gundam that needs a girl very close to me to power it up while bearing her skivvies, I'll hunt you down and kill you. . . then use you to make lunch meat. . . we coo'?
Asia: Right. . . Now Chibodee, as the sun rises over the horizon, say this with me. . .! School Of the Undefeated of The East! Whoopie Cushions, Drip Glasses!
Chibodee: Electric shock rings!
Both: Look The victim is turning red!
(They grin and walk together. . .)
Asia: So come on my disciple. . . who shall be your first target. . .?
Chibodee: Your first student. . .
Asia: MUWHAHAHA!!
Chibodee: MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Asia: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Hum.
(They Laugh and walk away, plotting the fall of the new King Of Hearts, who is sleeping his bed right now, unknowing about what is going to happen to him. . .)
A/N: A bit of a weird beginning. . . but you shall soon see the pain and fear!!!!
Slimslyde: MUWHAHAHAHA!!!
Chibodee: Cori. . . The joke is over man. . .
Slimslyde: Sorry. . .
Stalker: Now everyone, it's the moment you've been waiting for! Domon it the first lamb to slaughter! But how do you torture a man who beats up people by putting his hand over their face and holding it there for a few seconds?
Domon (voice over with subtitle): Next Episode: The falling of the King. . . Wait, no Why not George?!! Or Argo, he needs it more than me. . . darn. . .
