INVADER ZIM- "WHY I HATE ZIM FANFICTIONS"
I wrote this because I am sick of all the stupid Zim fanfictions. Some are good, but a lot piss me off. (PS: I can write better than this, I'm just writing like this because I want to.)
One day, Zim was walking down the street, with GIR dressed as a dog.
"HA HA HA HA! I'm going to take over the world!! HA HA HA HA!" Zim said.
Then, Dib walked up. "Zim! I hate you! You are an alien who wants to take over the world, and you always foil my plans! i hope you die! yet... somehow, I feel strangely attracted to you! OH, i want to have sex with you, right now, Zim, even though I'm not gay and im only twelve years old!"
"yes, and i want to have sex with you, too, dib, even though i am an alien, and i look disgusting to you, and you look disgusting to me! and, not to mention, my creator, jhonen vasquez, says that i dont have any sexual organs!" zim replied
they started having gay sex, and then gaz walks up. "oh, boo hoo" she says "even though i also hate zim, im dissapointed, because i wanted to have sex with him. instead, ill have sex with GIR."
GIR says "Hooray,im having sex with gaz like a monkey!"
so, the two little fifth graders, the alien, and the robot sat there on the sidewalk having sex. then, jhonen vasquez walks up.
"Good god!" he said. "First of all, Zim would never have sex with a human, and a human would never have sex with Zim! And they're not gay! And why would GIR want to have sex, he's a robot! a stupid one, at that! and theyre like TWELVE?! what the hell are people doing to my creation?!"
So Jhonen drew his other character, johnny the homicidal maniac, and johnny killed all the stupid fanfiction writers. the end.
NOTE: I can actually write really good fanfictions, so when I come out with a good one, pwease read it! :)
I wrote this because I am sick of all the stupid Zim fanfictions. Some are good, but a lot piss me off. (PS: I can write better than this, I'm just writing like this because I want to.)
One day, Zim was walking down the street, with GIR dressed as a dog.
"HA HA HA HA! I'm going to take over the world!! HA HA HA HA!" Zim said.
Then, Dib walked up. "Zim! I hate you! You are an alien who wants to take over the world, and you always foil my plans! i hope you die! yet... somehow, I feel strangely attracted to you! OH, i want to have sex with you, right now, Zim, even though I'm not gay and im only twelve years old!"
"yes, and i want to have sex with you, too, dib, even though i am an alien, and i look disgusting to you, and you look disgusting to me! and, not to mention, my creator, jhonen vasquez, says that i dont have any sexual organs!" zim replied
they started having gay sex, and then gaz walks up. "oh, boo hoo" she says "even though i also hate zim, im dissapointed, because i wanted to have sex with him. instead, ill have sex with GIR."
GIR says "Hooray,im having sex with gaz like a monkey!"
so, the two little fifth graders, the alien, and the robot sat there on the sidewalk having sex. then, jhonen vasquez walks up.
"Good god!" he said. "First of all, Zim would never have sex with a human, and a human would never have sex with Zim! And they're not gay! And why would GIR want to have sex, he's a robot! a stupid one, at that! and theyre like TWELVE?! what the hell are people doing to my creation?!"
So Jhonen drew his other character, johnny the homicidal maniac, and johnny killed all the stupid fanfiction writers. the end.
NOTE: I can actually write really good fanfictions, so when I come out with a good one, pwease read it! :)
