The better boyfriend:
Finn and Blaine could not handle their significant others. Rachel and Kurt had been arguing about who had the better boyfriend.
"Finn can eat eight ears of corn in one sitting" Rachel argued.
"Well Blaine can speak German and Japanese" Kurt countered. Finn, Rachel, Blaine and Kurt were driving together to Quinn's house for movie night. Finn drove with Blain at the passenger side, while the other two were feuding in the back.
"Finn has large masculine hands that are good for protecting me and playing football," informed Rachel. Kurt scoffed openly at this then retaliated with
"Well Blaine has a bigger…"
"Kurt?" Blaine looked mortified.
"What? I was going to say credit rating." Blaine just slumped in his seat his face red with embarrassment. They parked in Quinn's drive way and walked up to the front door.
"Hi guys" Quinn said with a smile and hugged each glee member.
"See Rachel, Blaine's a gentlemen because he let me go before him" Kurt walked to the TV room. Rachel's face was red.
"Finn does the same thing!" Rachel called angrily. She pulled her boyfriend outside then went into the house. Quinn and Finn just looked at each other with the "What the hell?" expression. The night was going well the movie had ended and everybody now was chatting and playing board games. Quinn, Kurt and Rachel were in the kitchen cleaning up till Quinn walked out with an uncomfortable face.
"What's wrong Quinn?" Mike asked.
"Rachel and Kurt are fighting." She answered hearing Finn and Blaine's groans.
"Blaine has better eyebrows" They could hear Kurt yell.
"Finn has better lips," Rachel countered.
"That's it I'm giving both of you to the count of three to get over here" Everyone looked at Blaine with astonishment.
"One…two…." Both Rachel and Kurt scuttled into the room.
"Sit" Blaine ordered. Both complied.
"My boyfriends not pushy" Rachel muttered.
"This goes for you to Rachel" Finn said curtly.
"We love both of you and vise versa but you guys have to stop fighting, I thought you guys ended this rivalry crap? Now we are being pulled into it." Blaine's tone was one now of hurt and concern.
"I agree with Blaine we don't feel we are better then each other it's so stupid." Finn added. Rachel and Blaine looked at each other.
"At least we can agree on one thing" Rachel smiled at Kurt.
"Their both awesome"
The end
