Authors note: Each chapter isn't going to be long because that would make
it boring. Please read and review my fan fiction. Yanchi is my own
character all the other characters are property of Disney. Christine is my
friend I call her raccoon eyes.
Welcome to the dating game here is your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Thank you so much. (Waves at the crowd) For today's game we have a lovely young women from Manhattan, New York. She works at a sewing factory, whoa, and loves candle lit dinners. Everybody please welcome Christine to the show.
Christine: Thank you Yanchi (shakes hands with Yanchi), but please call me raccoon eyes.
Yanchi: okay… so it says here you work at a sewing factory.
Christine: Yes (smiles at the camera) Hi mom.
Yanchi: So tell me about it. (Tries to look interested)
Christine: Well I've been working there for 4 years know and sometimes get my finger caught under the needle.
Yanchi: ouch, don't you just hate it when that happens (that has never happened to her, but hey it might someday)
Christine: yeah it really hurts. (It really does)
Yanchi: I would think. It also says here you like candle lit dinners.
Christine: Well I never ate dinner under candle come to think of it I never actually ate a real meal. I just wrote it down cause my friends thought it sounded good.
Yanchi: okay………well lets begin the game shall we.
Christine heads for her seat
Christine: If you could take me anywhere where would it be bachelor #1?
Bachelor #1: Santa Fe
Christine: Okay … why
Bachelor #1: I saw this picture on a magazine of a cowboy riding on a horse
Christine: How about you bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I'd take yah back to my place in Brooklyn and show you a real good time
Christine: (blushes) Sounds nice, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: Well I'd first ask you where you wanted to go, if you couldn't decide I take you to a movie then dinner
Christine: If a guy bothered me at work what would you do Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: Soak em
Christine: Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: Soak em for you, and then take his money for Santa Fe
Christine: okay, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: Well I don't like violence so I'd probably ask why he was bothering you and try to work things out from there.
Yanchi: Well those are the choices, what'll be Bachelor #1, 2, or 3
Crowd: Two…threee…………one………two………choose two
Christine: hmmmmmmmmm defiantly Bachelor #2
Yanchi: Bachelor #2 come on over
What'll know its Spot the leader of Brooklyn?
Spot: what I thought you where a hot chick, Where's my agent I'm gonna soak him that lowsey crook I thought he said this show had hot chicks
Christine: huh what I'm pretty and hot
Spot: Not on my standards, You aen't got a figure
Christine: (starts crying)
Bachelor #3 comes out and beholds its David
David: Don't cry, spots just a jerk, I think your beautiful
Christine: (continues to cry)
Yanchi: Well that wraps it up for today see you next time. I need to get a new day job.
Welcome to the dating game here is your host Yanchi.
Yanchi: Thank you so much. (Waves at the crowd) For today's game we have a lovely young women from Manhattan, New York. She works at a sewing factory, whoa, and loves candle lit dinners. Everybody please welcome Christine to the show.
Christine: Thank you Yanchi (shakes hands with Yanchi), but please call me raccoon eyes.
Yanchi: okay… so it says here you work at a sewing factory.
Christine: Yes (smiles at the camera) Hi mom.
Yanchi: So tell me about it. (Tries to look interested)
Christine: Well I've been working there for 4 years know and sometimes get my finger caught under the needle.
Yanchi: ouch, don't you just hate it when that happens (that has never happened to her, but hey it might someday)
Christine: yeah it really hurts. (It really does)
Yanchi: I would think. It also says here you like candle lit dinners.
Christine: Well I never ate dinner under candle come to think of it I never actually ate a real meal. I just wrote it down cause my friends thought it sounded good.
Yanchi: okay………well lets begin the game shall we.
Christine heads for her seat
Christine: If you could take me anywhere where would it be bachelor #1?
Bachelor #1: Santa Fe
Christine: Okay … why
Bachelor #1: I saw this picture on a magazine of a cowboy riding on a horse
Christine: How about you bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: I'd take yah back to my place in Brooklyn and show you a real good time
Christine: (blushes) Sounds nice, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: Well I'd first ask you where you wanted to go, if you couldn't decide I take you to a movie then dinner
Christine: If a guy bothered me at work what would you do Bachelor #2
Bachelor #2: Soak em
Christine: Bachelor #1
Bachelor #1: Soak em for you, and then take his money for Santa Fe
Christine: okay, Bachelor #3
Bachelor #3: Well I don't like violence so I'd probably ask why he was bothering you and try to work things out from there.
Yanchi: Well those are the choices, what'll be Bachelor #1, 2, or 3
Crowd: Two…threee…………one………two………choose two
Christine: hmmmmmmmmm defiantly Bachelor #2
Yanchi: Bachelor #2 come on over
What'll know its Spot the leader of Brooklyn?
Spot: what I thought you where a hot chick, Where's my agent I'm gonna soak him that lowsey crook I thought he said this show had hot chicks
Christine: huh what I'm pretty and hot
Spot: Not on my standards, You aen't got a figure
Christine: (starts crying)
Bachelor #3 comes out and beholds its David
David: Don't cry, spots just a jerk, I think your beautiful
Christine: (continues to cry)
Yanchi: Well that wraps it up for today see you next time. I need to get a new day job.
