Authors note: Each chapter isn't going to be long because that would make it boring. Please read and review my fan fiction. Yanchi is my own character all the other characters are property of Disney. Christine is my friend I call her raccoon eyes.



Welcome to the dating game here is your host Yanchi.

Yanchi: Thank you so much. (Waves at the crowd) For today's game we have a lovely young women from Manhattan, New York. She works at a sewing factory, whoa, and loves candle lit dinners. Everybody please welcome Christine to the show.

Christine: Thank you Yanchi (shakes hands with Yanchi), but please call me raccoon eyes.

Yanchi: okay… so it says here you work at a sewing factory.

Christine: Yes (smiles at the camera) Hi mom.

Yanchi: So tell me about it. (Tries to look interested)

Christine: Well I've been working there for 4 years know and sometimes get my finger caught under the needle.

Yanchi: ouch, don't you just hate it when that happens (that has never happened to her, but hey it might someday)

Christine: yeah it really hurts. (It really does)

Yanchi: I would think. It also says here you like candle lit dinners.

Christine: Well I never ate dinner under candle come to think of it I never actually ate a real meal. I just wrote it down cause my friends thought it sounded good.

Yanchi: okay………well lets begin the game shall we.

Christine heads for her seat

Christine: If you could take me anywhere where would it be bachelor #1?

Bachelor #1: Santa Fe

Christine: Okay … why

Bachelor #1: I saw this picture on a magazine of a cowboy riding on a horse

Christine: How about you bachelor #2

Bachelor #2: I'd take yah back to my place in Brooklyn and show you a real good time

Christine: (blushes) Sounds nice, Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3: Well I'd first ask you where you wanted to go, if you couldn't decide I take you to a movie then dinner

Christine: If a guy bothered me at work what would you do Bachelor #2

Bachelor #2: Soak em

Christine: Bachelor #1

Bachelor #1: Soak em for you, and then take his money for Santa Fe

Christine: okay, Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3: Well I don't like violence so I'd probably ask why he was bothering you and try to work things out from there.

Yanchi: Well those are the choices, what'll be Bachelor #1, 2, or 3

Crowd: Two…threee…………one………two………choose two

Christine: hmmmmmmmmm defiantly Bachelor #2

Yanchi: Bachelor #2 come on over

What'll know its Spot the leader of Brooklyn?

Spot: what I thought you where a hot chick, Where's my agent I'm gonna soak him that lowsey crook I thought he said this show had hot chicks

Christine: huh what I'm pretty and hot

Spot: Not on my standards, You aen't got a figure

Christine: (starts crying)

Bachelor #3 comes out and beholds its David

David: Don't cry, spots just a jerk, I think your beautiful

Christine: (continues to cry)

Yanchi: Well that wraps it up for today see you next time. I need to get a new day job.