There was once a young man. This man had teal colored hair and matching eyes. His eyes had small purple triangle-shaped markings underneath them. His style consisted of a black frog-shaped hat that appeared to eat his head, and black-and-cream colored coat and pants. Said coat and pants were none other than the uniform of the unique, assassination squad of the mafia known as the Varia, as the two patches on the coat indicated.

Now, this man wasn't just a man. He was a magician. And not just a magician, but a TOP magician. And not JUST a top magician, but the "legendary" froggy, Fran.

This man, Fran, once had an idea. What is said idea? Well, it's to create an entire dimension of his own. One where he would be the ruler and it'd be the perfect place for him. He would feel happy-or as close as he could to said emotion-and not beat to a pulp and harassed and tortured every day of his life, like he did with the Varia-and before the Varia, too. This dimension would be a land of wonders-Wonderland.

Only problem is that this idea would be close to impossible to create.

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Or

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Would it? -

"FRAN STOP STANDING THERE AND PAY ATTENTION VRAAAAAIIIIIIII!" shouted a very obnoxious shark-like man with long silver hair and a sword, interrupting Fran's happy space out time.

"Oiii... Battle Strategy Captain Squalo... I AM paying attention..." Fran said in a bored-sounding monotone.

"VOOOIIIIII! Then what was I saying, tadpole!" Squalo screamed again.

"I'm not a tadpole!" Fran whined, ignoring the question.

"JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION VOI!" Squalo angrily screamed at the tealasaurus rex.

"Fiiiiinnnnneeeee... You were saying what missions we all have.." Fran said, rubbing his now sore ears.

"Hnph. That's not very explanatory voi!" Squalo said.

"Bel-senpai and I are to go and kill Cristoffa Jerolyme. He's some aidy person that leaked information of the mafia. The people he leaked it to are going to be killed by Levi-senpai and Luss-senpai. Ohhhhh and we're supposed to be sneaky with the kill, search the body, then burn it." Fran explained, causing Squalo to look a bit surprised.

"Shrimpy tadpole actually paid attention voi!" Squalo said, sounding as surprised as he looked. "! VOI! You guys hurry and kill those people!" Squalo suddenly screamed, flinging about his sword like a spazzy maniac.

Fran complained slightly before giving up and following Bel, a blond haired psychotic prince whose hair hid his eyes completely from veiw, out of the Varia base and to the mission site. The entire way there, Bel kept stabbing the poor frog, who merely complained but didn't show any sign of injury.

Author's Note: This isn't what I was originally going for o.o ...BUUUUUUUUT... tis an awesome thought, ne?

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If not.. Tell me, and I shall not continue :D