A/N: I found this in a document that I wrote a long time ago . . . and I read it. And I loved it.
So this is a little ficlet I wrote a long time ago and I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Suzanne Collins or The Hunger Games.
Katniss stalked through the cave as an arrow came whizzing about her ear . . .
"Katniss," Somebody breathed.
"What the—" Katniss sat up abruptly banging her head on the one before her. "What the hell, Gale!"
where's Peeta?"
"Hmm?" Gale turned his head towards her. "Who's that?"
"Wait, hang on a minute," She gasped, putting her hand to her mouth. "Suzanne Collins put a cease to our relationship, because you killed my little sister right?"
"Exactly," He nodded.
She looked at him. "Where. Is. Peeta."
"Who?"
"Peeta you dumb brunette! The short guy that works at the bakery; my husband!"
"Oh, him."
"Ugh, never-mind. And aren't you supposed to be in district two? Oh also, get the heck out of my bed!"
Katniss pushed him out of the bed. She gasped, closing her eyes. "And put some freaking clothes on, Geez."
"If you say," He said. "You can open now."
She slowly opened her eyes. "Gale . . ."
"Katniss . . ." He breathed.
"No! Suzanne Collins didn't write a romantic scene between us!" She seethed. He licked his lips. "Stop doing that! If you're here isn't Prim—"
"Dead?"
She sighed in defeat. "Yeeaaahhh, I was just gonna ask if she was dead . . . dimwit I know she's dead you killed her!" She said, straight-faced. "That reminds me," She said, slapping him across the face. "You're welcome."
"Thanks," He smiled.
All of the sudden a figure popped out of the sky. Was it an angel? No. Was it under-dog? No. Was it a bird? No, no, and no.
It was Suzanne Collins. "Katniss . . ."
"Why is everyone doing that, and no I do not want a romantic relationship with freaking Gale Hawthorne!"
"You sure?"
"I thought I just explained that," She scoffed.
"Hey!" Suzanne yelled angrily. "Don't back-sass me or I will gladly edit the books and remove you from all of them, replacing you with Madge, or maybe Effie."
"Oh no you won't!" Katniss screeched as she let out a battle cry and lunged at Suzanne.
Peeta walked in and stood looking at the scene. "Katniss looks—"
"Mine!" Gale screamed, attacking Peeta.
I really love this three hundred word one-shot, how about you?
