Inuyasha; a Feudal Fairytale

Rated: T

Written by: Me (duh)

Disclaimer- I do not own Inuyasha sadly, or John Cena and Randy Orton ….Or any other Inuyasha Characters or WWE people…But I do own Katie and Crista (yey for me)

The Streets of NYC were flooding with people, women in office suits and men in new shined brown shoes. The smell of car gasoline and over ten thousand different types of perfumes and colognes could be smelt. But only one person could smell the perfume and colognes and could tell if men's shoes have been polished daily or could know where women were headed in there office suits. Her pale slightly pointed ears covered up in short light brown hair and complemented by big full chestnut eyes.

Her name was Crista a person and/or demon that has been threw it all, including two parents; one pair human and the other pair demon, leaving her behind with one full demon older bother and sister and a few annoying and abusive cousins, aunts, and uncles.

Crista entered the large Content ail Air Lines Arena, the current home of the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment.) She looked around "Everything is so big", she said to herself.

She knew were she was going, to the General Managers office or Eric Bishoff's office. She looked at the door that had the two big letters GM on it; she was ready to enter without anything to fall back on or a résumé. Crista smiled she could do this, she knew she could. "What am I thinking, I have never gone to collage, I don't have a degree or working papers!"

Crista shook her head and rested it in her hands mumbling to herself "Dianna just sends me down to a human realm and tells me to get a job, oh she maybe my older sister but she has no common sense at times!"

"I'm not even twenty for heavens sakes." Crista sat down on the floor looking like an idiot "I am a 5'5 brown eyed beauty with nothing ahead of me!" Crista stared at her dark jeans and started playing with one of the ripped fringes hanging off the hole on the knee.

The door that was next to her squeaked and a man with black hair, smoothed back with what seemed to be like two whole cans of hair gel. He looked at her.

"Um…. miss can I help you?"

Crista sighed then stood up "Are u Eric Bishoff," she huffed

"Yes I am."

"Then yes you can help me." She smiled and walked into his office feeling anything but confident.

Eric Bishoff Stared at Crista like she was nuts. Then the office door behind him opened, in stepped another man, this one more old and his grey hair flew nuts around his head.

"Mr. Mic Mhon, how was your lunch hour", the only thing Eric got in response was a evil glare.

"Can the goody two shoes act, and tell me what's going on" Mr. Mic Mhon scared Crista a little he was very tall but in very good shaped and looked like all he wanted to do was yell.

"Well" Eric said with a very smug look on his face "this young girl here is asking for a job as a diva."

"And?" Asked the Owner of the WWE "look at her dumbass, she's hot she's in shape and I have just the place for her!" he yelled at Eric "Welcome to the WWE young lady", he smiled

Crista's eyes went wide; she could feel her hands shaking and brow starting to sweat. She did it she made it into one of Americas most loved shows! She was going to be on TV! She was going to be famous and do something for herself and dozens and dozens of fans. She smiled and then passed out.

Mr. Mic Mhon smiled "That's the spirit!" and with that he left.

Eric Bishoff huffed "she's not going to last long if she knows what's good for her!"

"Is she awake?"

"Who cares she's sexy lets grope her!"

slap "stop being such a pervert!"

"Fine but you didn't have to slap me!"

"Wait I think she's waking up"

Crista opened her eyes too see two of the sexiest men she had ever seen, one had over dosing muscles and didn't were a shirt but had on boxers and low shorts. The other man was not as muscular and had a thing that looked like men's briefs only in leather.

Crista sat up and stared at them "uh….hi!" she managed to squeak out.

"Hey" the two boys said in unison.

The man in the shorts reached out his hand and grabbed hers and shook it "what up babe, I'm John Cena"

Crista raised her eyebrows "babe?"

John gestured his hand over to the man in the leather "and this is Randy Orton"

Randy interrupted him "I'm sure you have herd of us!" he gave her a charming smile that was almost convincing.

Crista frowned "no not at all, actually"

The two boys fell over giving her sad puppy dog looks.

Crista shifted "um…sorry?"

The two boys stood up "ah no prob chica, oh and I must tell you that Randy tried to take advantage of you as you slept"

Crista's eyes went wide as she ran behind John "WHAT?!"

One week later

Crista sat on her couch, a cup of melted 'Ben & Jerry' ice cream next to her, and the remote slipping from her hand. She glanced at the clock "8:00 pm" she muttered to herself. Work was really wearing her down. But yet she had to admit she was in the best shape of her life.

The doorbell rang; Crista slipped of her couch and fixed her hair up a little bit before opening the door. The metal from the cold silver knob hit her hand as she curled her long fingers around it.

She opened the door

"Hey babe", John and Randy smiled from the door way.Behind them were about twelve boxes with labels on them.

Crista's eye twitched 'babe?', "hey guys can I ask what you are doing at my door at 8:03 at night?" she asked sarcastically

The two larger men looked at eachother then smiled "well you see are apartment is getting closed down"

"Why?"

"We forgot to pay bills" Randy said sheepishly

Crista's eye twitched "you two are WWE wrestlers you have enough money to bye the whole complex and yet u forgot to pay your bills?!"

The two gave her guilty looks, but had to nod.

A/N: ha-ha first chap done...in case ur wondering...Its not the original Inuyasha I've changed some things...But only for my opinion...Sorry for spelling .

And don't worry Inuyasha will make his entrance in the 3erd Chap

R&R flames will be ignored