megaman robot master yaoi episode 1
one fine sunday evening
*opening in a dark room*
*quick man is tied up with no armor or helmet*
quick:nnnnggg….. where am I ?
?: teehehe oh quickie you make me laugh
quick: BURNER MAN, IS THAT YOU?
burner: the one and only
quick: can you help me out of here
*camera switches to burner man who also has no armor or helmet*
burner: oh but then how will I have fun tonight tehehe
quick: you don't mean…..
burner:YES thats what I mean
quick: oh no...no …..NO….NO!
burner: TEEEHEHEEEEHEEE
quick: *gasps* *sighs* it was all a dream
burner: who says it was. and this nightmare is still happening, brother you are forever in my care, and this was happening since friday evening
*burner pulls out his usb plug and attaches a squirt attachment*
*he also puts one on quick*
burner: now we can have more fun than ever before
*burner draws closer to quick*
*quick gasps multiple times*
*burner moves the medical table that quick is attached to down and stands it up on its side*
burner: now this is the wrong tongue port, we want the usb port
*burner pulls out quicks tongue gracefully and carefully as to not break anything*
burner:now let's switch this
quick: cah weh geh soh ligh
burner (finished with port changing) : what was that
quick: can we get some light
burner: if you want
*burner turns on light to the lowest dimness*
burner: how's that, quickie
quick: better
burner: now we can get some action going
*burner carefully places the usb on the squirt attachment into quick's tongue port*
quick:AAAAHHHHH
burner: be silent quickie, we don't want wily to find out about our evolution and destroy us all
*quick shuts his trap*
burner:now suck as hard as you can
burner: YESSSS YESSSSS OHHHH OHHHH YEEAAAAAHHHH THAT HITS THE SPOT
quick (thinking): why is this happening, what have I done wrong
burner: *sigh* that was fun
*burner removes usb plug*
burner: now for another tongue switch
*gets the usb plug attachment and switches it out*
*phone rings*
burner: hello, oh slash do you want to come to my party, no helmets or armor allowed, and you have to bring your own attachments
slash: sounds fun, who is our victim
burner: our brother quickie
slash: I'm on my way
*later*
slash: I'm here
burner: just in time for the rear usb port licking
slash: i brought someone with me
burner: who?
crystal: hello brothers
quick: crystal man can you help me escape this hellhole!
crystal: I came for fun not to help someone escape
burner: the only thing escaping is our armor and helmets
slash: licking time!
*the three masters move the table legs back on the ground gracefully and swivel quick in his rope confinements and kneel*
burner: oh! this port is deeper than expected, you two spread the access panels apart so we cna get going
slash and crystal: ok
quick man: SCREEEEEEEEEECH
slash: what is it, does it hurt?
burner: oooohhhh spread them farther apart….OK now use the clamps to keep them in place
*the clamps pinch down with the strength of a trash compactor on quicks beautifully smooth access panels*
*the three predator's usb plugs fit smoothly in the rear port as it they were meant to be there*
quick: *sobbing*
crystal: I think this is a great opportunity to do that thing
slash: I second that motion
burner: now is as good a time as ever
*the three get their lower usb plugs ready for entrance into a young body*
quick: *grunting loudly and sobbing*
*the three enter without permission to do so, feeling like burglars they activate their squirting attachments*
quick (thinking): I really want to call wily for help but I also don't want my friends dead, what am I going to do? I wish I could use my rangs but they are in my armor. I know I'll call a more trusted friend
* quick tries to call an ally (cutman) to help him but alas there Is no connection*
burner: trying to leave so early quickie? this is just the beginning, for trying to escape we will punish you hard by calling another friend, a more obscure friend
?: hello?
burner: hello my friend, would you like to…
quick: he is restating what he said to slash, this is bad I need a way out. soon
*doorbell goes off*
slas well if it isn't compass man, how are you doing
compass: great, oh my compass is pointing towards our bait, let's go and get started
*compass turns on some smooth jazz*
*the four greats do a pose quick has never seen before: the juggernaut*
*burner places his lower plug into quicks tongue port while crystal gets into his rectal port and places his lower plug into it*
*slash starts thrusting his lower plug into compass's rectal port, compass let's out a good sigh and places his lower plug into quick's rectal port*
*while that was happening two stealthy robots entered the small room*
burner: metal!,shadow!, you weren't invited
metal: we saw slash walking down with crystal and thought we would come , cum with a "u" that is
burner: well, as they say
all except quick man: the more the merrier!
shadow: oh! gyro and crash got tired of doing it with just each other and decided to come over as well
crystal: while we wait lets have something to drink, I brought raw coolant, straight from another master's squirt attachment
burner: the sound of that is music to my ears
quick: why can't my childhood be normal like ice's or cut's
burner: I'm glad crash is coming because he is the one with the drill attachment
slash: I call dibs on him first
compass: but at the last party you said it would be my turn
metal: they also have a new tongue port for us
crystal: what is it
shadow: it is the ultra-rare dual-chest plug port
slash: I heard it clicks when it is in place
burner: we should just open the party for all humanoid masters, with the exeption of splash woman
crystal and slash: on it!
jewel: can I come in
burner: sure
crystal: yay my ex is here, this is a great party
jewel: I brought cameras!
compass: let's start filming
*once the cameras are set up a rather stylish entrance from the couple that everybody knows happened*
crash: let us start
*the regular juggernaut is set up but with shadow's and metal's upper usb plugs around the crotch area of slash and crystal respectively while crash drills shadow's rectal port with his drill attachment and gyro dual chesting jewel with crash's upper usb plugged into his rectal port*
* forming a hole in the roof a large robot with green rockstar hair enters*
terra: what are you guys doing
burner: the juggernaut, wanna join
terra: I'm not sure
crystal: oh come on you know you want in in our fun
terra: well, ok I guess
burner: everybody undress and touch our new friend so we can study his biology
*the multiple robots start removing the armor and helmet of our intersteller friend*
jewel: so what's your name (grabs lower usb and squesses it hard)
terra: umm… terra
compass: what's your favorite color (places lower usb in rectal port)
terra: purple, and what are you doing back there
compass: just getting a good feeling
quick thinking:this guy doesn't seem on board with this, this could be my way out!
quick communicating terra telepathically: hey dude, I'm the young robot over on the table, could you help me out?
terra answering: nope, turns out I really like this kind of party, and I'm inviting some of my stardroid friends
quick thinking: shit, this isn't working
burner: okay people back into juggernaut position, and terra you just crawl around filling requests
terra:okay
crash: hey terra
terra: what cras?
crash: get a squirt attachment and use it in my ass please
terra: whatever you say
*what crash says actually happens and the attachment actually works!*
crash: oh….ohhhhh. OHHHHHHH…...OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
burner: uh oh a malfunction in the room is causing all squirt attachments to go off
*oh the stuff that happened right then, there was coolant flying everywhere and into everyones mouth and rectal ports, it was fun for all until the clock struck 12 and it was time to go, it was sad leaving the humble party uncleaned with coolant everywhere, and so everyone left as burner man promised them another party soon*
burner: ahh the sweet smell of raw coolant
quick: can I be untied now
burner: now? but I thought you wanted dessert?
quick: what's dessert?
burner: you'll see
*quickly enough burner started feeding the young robot his mecha-cock*
burner: this my burn a little
*burner's flaming cock scorched the inside of young quick's mouth, it went from smooth to rough-cut gem in milliseconds*
the next day at the robot master school
cut: quick, what did you do this weekend
quick: I don't wanna talk about it
ice: whatever floats your boat man
credits
writing - finnegan01
characters - capcom
story - finnegan01
