Story idea shamelessly stolen from the creative and talented Scarlet Phlame. The characters from the BBC's Merlin write letters to the authors of the many fanfictions in this genre. Chaotic hilarity, I'm sure.

Merlinus non habent, et ego numquam scandalizabor.


Dear Fanfiction,

What is whump? Is that a type of music? You certainly have a lot of stories with that particular tag. I think it's actually the most popular type of story on this site.

Sincerely,
Merlin

Dear Fanfiction,

I looked up what whump is. You are all sick, disgusting people.

Sincerely,
Merlin

P.S. I laughed at one of the less violent Arthur whump stories. But don't tell Arthur, he'd probably angst me to death.