The Ultimate Amuto Story

By SwellBarney

Amu strolls along the park to see Ikuto who is just sitting on a bench doing stuff people often don't see people doing at the park such as sleeping, eating, and carrying a shopping cart with his belongings. He then tells Amu that he is a hobo who lives on the street and why he looks like that is because he hasn't showered in five years (Ikuto takes showers in the sewers). Ikuto sees Barney the Dinosaur. He runs off with Barney the dinosaur, presumably to live in Drewland with him.

Amu meets DREW PICKLES. DREW PICKLES THEN FARTS ON AMU'S FACE AND THEN AMU GRABS DREW AND EATS HIS TASTY PUDDING WHICH IS NOT MADE WITH REGULAR PUDDING INGREDIENTS. AMU ADMITS TO DREW PICKLES HER BIGGEST DEEP-DOWN SECRET. AMU IS A GUY. AMU AND DREW THEN GO TO BURGER KING.

HELLO MY NAME IS DREW PICKLES AND TODAY I AM GOING TO BURGER KING. WHEN I GET INSIDE BURGER KING I WILL FIRST HAVE TO WAIT IN THAT LONG LINE SO I WILL TRY TO GET THROUGH THE LINE IN THE WAY I ALWAYS DO. IT SOUNDS LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAG THAT WAS SWELL AND THEN I WILL GO TO THE CASHIER AND SAY THAT I WANT A POOPY STACKER AND THEN HE WILL SAY WE DON'T HAVE POOPY STACKERS AND THEN I WILL DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO AND THEN THE MANAGER WILL COME OUT OF HIS OFFICE AND SAY WHAT HE ALWAYS SAYS AND I WILL DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO AND EAT MY YUMMY YUMMY FOOD. THAT ALL SOUNDS QUITE SWELL. I THINK I WILL DO THAT NOW.

Everyone, you now feel butthurt and you want to send negative comments to this story because you have been DREW'D, courtesy of DREWGROUNDS.