Akatsuki!!! Comedy!!!
There was a knock at the door.
"Deidara, go answer the f*cking door!" Hidan yelled at Deidara. "why don't you, un!" Deidara yelled back. "Because I can cut your other d*mn arm off!" Hidan yelled. "uh, okay, un" Deidara said running up to the door. He opened the door slowly "hey, un, who are you, yeah?" Deidara asked the Silver haired girl that was standing in the doorway.
"Im Kaori, I was hoping to join the Akatsuki" she
Said. "Uh, okay, un" Deidara said letting her in. "WHO THE H*LL IS THAT?!" Hidan yelled looking up from the TV. "she's Kaori, she wants to join, un" Deidara said "did you tell Leader yet?" Hidan asked. "im about to, un" Deidara said "leader!, un!" Deidara yelled. Leader walked into the room. "What Deidara?" he asked.
"Kaori-chan , wants to Join the Akatsuki, un"
Deidara said pointing to the Silver haired girl. "ah, Kaori, what are your reasons and what are your skills?" Leader asked. Kaori smirked "I wanted to join because I know where the Gingerbread man went!" Hidan jumped of the couch "you do?! Where?!" Kaori pointed to Zetsu's room. "Yeah!" Hidan said jumping up and down. Then ran into the room. All they heard after that where screams.
Kaori laughed like a maniac. Leader stared in horror.
"W-what skills do you possess?" he asked. "I don't have skills, but I do have this Butcher knife" Kaori said pulling it out of nowhere. Then Kisame walked down the hallway. "hey, Gu-" he was cut of by the sight of a maniac girl with a butcher knife. "Hey!, I love Sushi!" Kaori yelled and began chasing after Kisame. "No!, im not a fish!" Kisame yelled running around. Leader just watched in horror.
Kaori stopped running and turned to leader "so can I join?" she asked, then an explosion was heard from the Kitchen, everyone went running in that direction, when they got to the Kitchen they saw Sasori covered in soot. "what the *Beep* happened in here, un!" Deidara asked/yelled. Everyone looked over at Deidara "what, un" he asked. Everyone then turned there attention to Sasori. "what happened Sasori?" Leader asked "I tried to cook dinner, and I think it blew up" Sasori said.
Everyone looked over at Deidara "it wasn't me, un ……this time" Deidara said Smirking. "hmm" Leader thought. "hey Kaori, can you cook?" he asked Kaori nodded. "then congratulations, you're the new addition to the Akatsuki" Leader said "Yay!" Kaori said jumping up and down, then she turned back to Kisame. "ready to die fishy boy?" Kaori asked with a maniac grin on her face. "no!" Kisame screamed and ran away from Kaori.
Then Itachi walked into the room "why are you so *beep*ing loud Kisame?" Itachi asked wiping his eyes. When he finished he looked up and saw a girl. "why the *beep* is there a girl in here?" Itachi asked "she joined the Akatsuki, un" Deidara said in response. Itachi grabbed the running girl. "why the *beep* are you running after Kisame?" Itachi asked "cause he's a F*cking fish" Kaori said smiling sweetly at Itachi. And Itachi bought the innocent smile that was on Kaori's face. Then turned to the freaking out Kisame in the corner. "dude, your *beeping* Drooling you F*g" Itachi said looking down at the psychotic Kisame. Then Hidan finally came out of Zetsu's room as a Head in Kakuzu's Hands.
"Kaori, why the F*cking H*ll did you D*mn tell me that the F*cking Gingerbread man was in D*mn Zetsu's F*cking room!?" Hidan yelled. Kaori just laughed "what are you going to do about it? Your just a head" "when I get my F*cking body back I will F*cking kill you first you wench!" Hidan yelled at Kaori. Kaori twitched "who are you F*cking calling a D*mn wench?!" Kaori asked/yelled. "you, you B*tch *ss Wench!" Hidan yelled back.
Leader stopped the fussing two "guys if you F*cking curse again I will D*mn F*cking Kick your *sses to the motherf*cking curb!" Leader yelled. The two stopped cursing at each other. "thank you" Leader said. "now Hidan, you have a new partner, Kaori" Leader said smirking. "WHAT THE F*CKING BLOODY H*LL! I DON'T WANT THAT MOTHERF*CKING B*TCH *SS WENCH AS A D*MN PARTNER!!!!" Hidan yelled. "too late Hidan, she was already assigned as your partner, you two will have to learn to get along." Leader said in response.
Kakuzu started laughing "WHY THE H*LL ARE YOU F*CKING LAUGHING YOU B*TCH *SS MOTHERF*CKER I HATE YOU TOO!" Hidan yelled. "not a kind amount of works Hidan, for someone who is only a head at the moment." Kakuzu said looking down at Hidan. "OH WELL IM F*CKING SORRY!" Hidan yelled once again. "STOP MOTHERF*CKING CURSING!" Tobi said running into the room. "WHAT THE *BEEP*! TOBI I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD BOY, UN!" Deidara said with his eyes practically popping out of his head.
"oh, ummmm, Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said skipping around the room. "ummm, okaaaay, well, Kaori I want you and Hidan to go on the mission to retrieve the two tailed Demon" Leader said. "ISN'T IT A LITTLE D*MN EARLY FOR THAT S*IT?! AFTER ALL I JUST JOINED THE D*MN AKATSUKI!" Kaori yelled. "yeah, leader, why don't you send me with Hidan?" Kakuzu asked. Leader sighed "okay, you have 2 hours before the mission" Kakuzu nodded. "Well here Kaori" Leader said handing her a Akatsuki cloak. "thanks" she said "you will be sharing a room with Hidan until I construct another room" Leader said.
Hidan and Kaori's mouth dropped. "WHY THE F*CKING H*LL AM I SHARING A ROOM WITH THAT B*TCH *SS MOTHERF*CKER?!?!?!!?!" Kaori yelled. "because we are low on spend able cash" Leader said looking over at Kakuzu. "WELL WHY CANT SHE F*CKING SHARE A ROOM WITH TOBI?" Hidan asked/yelled. "okay, Kaori, you can share a room with Tobi" Leader said. Kisame and Itachi started snickering. "Hey, Itachi I wonder how long she will last in Tobi's bed, Zetsu told me he P*sses in his bed every night." Kisame whispered in Itachi's ear Itachi just laughed.
Then Tobi came into the room. "im sorry, Kaori-chan but Deidara blew up my room" Tobi said skipping around Kaori. Leader sighed once again. "Kaori you will sleep in Deidara's room. And no more exceptions this is my FINAL decision" Leader said before leaving the living room. Kaori smiled "Deidara-chan" Kaori called. Then an irritated Deidara walked into the room. "im not a girl, im a boy" Deidara informed. "well, I cant tell you got long hair" Kaori said. "Oh! Deidara can I do your hair!" Kaori squealed. Deidara shook his head. "No!" Kaori got angry "if you don't let me do your f*cking hair im gonna chop of that arm!" Kaori yelled. Deidara sweat dropped.
"O-okay" Deidara said shuddering. Kisame and Hidan started Laughing. "Stop F*cking laughing or your next!" Kaori yelled at the two and pulled out her knife. They stopped laughing when they hear Kisame scream like a girl and run up the stairs. Kaori laughed and turned to Hidan. He screamed and ran into Zetsu's room again by Accident. (and yes he just got his body back)
"wow, Hidan is a D*mn stupid *ss" Kaori said laughing at the Sighing Kakuzu walking back into the H*llhole that everyone called Zetsu's room.
Kaori walked back to Deidara and pulled out a brush and comb. "Deidara-chan, im gonna make you look soo cute!" Kaori said smiling. Deidara sighed.
