TITLE: Delivering The News
AUTHOR: Vid Z.
PAIRING: Kim/Torres
WARNINGS: Romance, Humor
SPOILERS: the warp 10 ep
DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show Star Trek: Voyager are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: TPTB killed the show with that yucky P/T so I'm trying to right the wrong.
SUMMARY: post-ep drabble for the Warp 10 ep.
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"Hey, honey! You in here?"
"In the bedroom, Harry."
Harry walked in to find B'Elanna sitting on their bed, combing her hair.
"We just picked up Tom and the Captain."
"Good. When will they be onboard?"
"Soon, but there is a little problem..."
"Yeah, what's that?"
"They're not themselves anymore."
"What do you mean?"
"Apparently as a consequence of the experiment they've turned into some kind of lizards. And they mated."
"Mated?"
"Yeah. Had baby lizards..."
"You're kidding!" B'Elanna was barely able to stop herself from bursting out laughing.
"No, it's true!"
"Paris a lizard? Hehe, how fitting! Describes him perfectly! Slick and slimy all the time, even when he's not impregnating the Captain. There's is a god."
Harry chuckled "Yeah, karma's a bitch."
B'Elanna slipped her arms around his neck and drew him closer, almost getting his hair caught on her wedding ring, the matching one gleaming on Harry's hand. "What do you say we try to make some babies of our own?"
"I'm all for it." grinned Harry and claimed her lips with his.
Only moans, groans and squeals of pleasure were heard as they set out to do just that.
Successfully.
THE END
