BY AgentP

A/N: Yes, I write scripts "weird". No, I don't care.

COPYRIGHT STUFF: All Phineas and Ferb characters (C) Disney. All my characters (C) me. All trademarks are (R), (C), and/or TM their respective owners.

(Peter is in his room studying for history.)

Mom: Peter! Get out here! It's 9:22 and you have a dentist appointment!

Peter: I'm coming!

(Peter gets dressed and walks out to the living room.)

Chad: Well, good morning, Pest-er. And how are you today?

Peter: F-

Chad: Who cares?

(Peter eats some raspberries quickly and heads over to check something on his ipod.)

Peter: (reading from ipod) "Meet us DM gym 13:18:47 CDT."

(Peter wonders who this is from and why the obscure time)

-Meanwhile, in some random corn field-

Wife: You built a giant corn field with no corn? What did you expect, a bunch of corn to fall out of the sky and grow itself?

(A bunch of corn falls out of the sky and grows itself)

Wife: Guess I spoke too soon.

Man: Yes. Yes you did.

-Meanwhile, at a random pancake place-

MM: Hello Agent P. We need you to stop Doofenshmirtz from eating all the pancakes on his plate and paying for them- wait, that's not evil! Let's call it a day off and use the sauna. We have to use it or our rights will be terminated!

Carl: What he said.

(They go relax in the sauna)

Doof: Now I can eat all their pancakes!

Background Guy #38: Um, isn't that stealing?

Doof: We're...friends. Yeah, friends.

Background Guy #71: Hey look! A platypus!

Background Guy #18: It's not your line yet. It's #22's.

Background Guy #22: No, it's Background Dog #11's line!

(They start fighting while Doof eats all the pancakes)

Background Dog #11: Arf!

-Meanwhile, back at the Smith house...-

Peter: So, what could this possibly mean?

...TBC

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