Invader
Zim: Dib's in Black.
By Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither the Men in Black or Invader Zim.
"Whaddya got for us this time, Zed?" Jay asked. "This is an interesting one," Zed said, "he's bypassed our security, but he's been harmless so far. We just now got a lead from a young witness that someone's there. You're to see how much our witness knows. We've been keeping tabs on him, he might make a good agent, so don't neuralyze him just yet." "What do you want us to do with the kid then?" Kay said. "He won't be any trouble anyway. Nobody believes him, he's tried telling them for months that our fugitive is an alien, and despite his horrible disguise, nobody believes him," Zed said. "Ok, so who's the kid?" Jay said. "Dib Membrane," Zed said. "No way. As in—" Jay began. "Yes, he's the son of that Membrane. Our top public distraction," Zed said.
Later, in Dib's room…
"I can't believe it! Someone believes me! Better get my sunglasses, I've heard what they do to you," Dib said, preparing to meet the MIBs who he knew were being sent after what he'd published in that tabloid. Sure enough, a slick black Lexus drove up. Gaz answered the door. "DIB! Some weirdos from a morgue are here to see you!" she said.
