Ok so here's my first pathetic attempt at writing drabbles…

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- Rasputin Controls all!!!!

Maes Hughes was bored. Which was unusual because he usually was running around shoving pictures of his family in people's faces. Just then a song came on, on the radio.

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

Hughes sat bolt up in his chair and stared suspiciously at the radio. The radio grinned and continued:

RA RA RASPUTIN

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA RASPUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

Hughes sat there and then his foot instinctively began to tap out the beat on the floor. Then before he knew it he was dancing around the office singing along with the song.

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar

But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy healer

Who would heal her son

Then Maria Ross walked in and stared. Hughes must have been very bored.