My second fan fiction and my first cross over fan fiction! :D

Thanks to those who reviewed my last one.

This one is going to be a little longer so I'm splitting them up into chapters!

Hope you like it!

All characters and settings belong to their respective and awesome creators, Pendelton Ward and J.Q. Quintel.


The Ice king was sitting on his throne. He bears a frustrated look on his face. He mumbles quietly to himself. Gunther approaches.

"Wack!", said Gunther.

"Oh Gunther," Ice King groaned, "do you ever want something so bad you'll keep trying and trying until you get it?"

"Wack?" Gunther asked.

"I'm talking about getting myself a girlfriend! Every single time I try to invite them over, they instantly list the reasons why I'm so repulsive and Finn and Jake comes by to save the day by beating the shrapnel out of me and taking my princess away! I think I'll just give it up!"

"Wack." Gunther suggested.

"Hmm," The Ice King pondered for a bit. "A Princess that Finn and Jake wouldn't care about…"

The Ice King got off his throne and walked over to a wall on the other side of the room. With one finger, he pushed an icicle and a secret door opened in front of him. He glided down a dim stair case to a old chest. Above the chest was a sign that read "Magical Artifacts of Artifice Magic. He lifted the lid and rustled through the different gems, dolls, statues, trinkets, jewelry etc. in the chest.

"Let's see here… Laser diamond… Magic Ghost Pouch… Demonic witching eye... A ha!"

Ice King held up a shiny green emerald.

"The Interdimensional Emerald."

"Wack?" Gunther asked.

"With this, I can travel to other dimensions and steal a hot princess babe from them! Finn won't care if it's a woman that Finn doesn't know thus no one will know and will be the wiser!"

Ice king scurried over to his computer and inserted the emerald in this weird hilt contraption connected to the computer.

"Alright," Ice King said, "with this program on my computer, I can scan the dimension's females first. Also the dimension itself so I can make sure it's not dangerous to enter.

On the computer screen, the Ice King was prompted to input what to scan with in the dimensions. He typed in 'Princess'. He then deleted the input and typed 'Hot Princess'. He deleted the input again and typed 'Smokin' Hot Princess' and pressed enter. A list of females not known to the Ice King popped up in front of him.

"This is weird," Ice King said, "Most of these females are weird. I mean this one is a Squirrel, that one is a rabbit, this one is a tall blue cat. Hmm come to think of it, most of the princesses are of some sort of abnormal quality so I guess I can do with these gals."

"Wack!" Gunther said.

He hopped onto the desk and pointed towards a picture of a female Robin.

"Oh you like that one Gunther? Well I know I can trust your judgement, well most of the time anyway. According to the destination location it looks safe enough, kind of barren too. Alright she will be my new princess!"

Ice King pressed a few keys and the emerald began to glow, causing it to slowly open a dimensional gateway.

"Alright Gunther, I'll be back in about an hour. Dinner is in the fridge, fill free to use the TV all you want, and remember, don't mess with the emerald. Okay?"

"Wack!" Gunther said.

"Good. Okay, here I go!"

Ice King hopped into the portal.

"Woah woah woah WOOOOOOOOAH!" Ice King screamed as he was passing through the interdimensional passage.

He eventually reached his destination and landed in a green field. The Ice King looked around; there was no one in sight except for a green chubby man with brown hair carrying a sack of sports equipment. Ice King attempted to approach and converse with it.

"Greetings martian!" Ice king said excitingly.

"Number one, my name is not 'Marsha', it's Muscle Man, got it? Second, who are you?"

"I am the Ice King. I'm looking for a hot princess."

"You know who else is a hot princess?"

"Who?"

"MY MOM! HAHAHAHA!"

"Your mom is a hot princess? Well I'll be sure to meet her. I bet she's kinky."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM PUNK?!"

"I mean she likes to get down and funky if you know what I mean."

Muscle man dropped the sack of sports equipment not taking his focus off the Ice king. He fished around the sack and pulled out a baseball bat.

"Batter up old man."

"Now, now. You know it's not nice to throw threats at your future father."

"YOU AINT MY DAD!"

Muscle man screamed and started to chase the Ice King.

Meanwhile, inside the house, Mordecai and Rigby were playing a video game in the living room.

"Awww yeah! Climbing champ once again." Mordecai said victoriously.

"Arg! One more rematch!"

"I would be glad to kick your butt again, but we can't. We're going to see a movie with Margret and Eileen remember?"

"Oh right. I almost forgot about that."

Just then, Mordecai's pocket vibrated. He reached in to grab his phone and check it.

"It's Margret. She wants us to meet Her and Eileen at the coffee shop.

"Alright, lets bounce."

Mordecai and Rigby exit the house and begin to walk along the path, but Rigby abruptly stopped.

"What the heck?" Rigby questioned.

"What are you- Woah what?" Mordecai responded.

In front of them was Muscle man, incarcerated in ice. He has an expression of anger on his face and has a baseball bat still gripped tightly to his hand.

"Uhh… why is Muscle Man in a block of ice?" Rigby asked.

"I don't know, but this is the first time Muscle Man has ever been 'cool'."

"Haha! Nice one!"

Benson was walking along the path towards where Mordecai and Rigby are. He noticed Muscle Man in the ice and dropped his clip board with a shocked expression on his face.

"What happened to Muscle Man?!" Benson said.

"We have no Idea Benson," Mordecai said, "We were just heading to the coffee shop when we just saw Muscle Man as an ice cube."

"Well this is odd; I'll have Skips break him out. Since he is indisposed, I need you guys to take this sports equipment to the playing field for the children that are coming here for a field trip."

"No way Benson," Rigby said, "you can't make us work on our day off!"

"He's right," Mordecai said, "plus we're running late for the movies, let's pick up the pace Rigby."

Mordecai and Rigby dash off past Benson.

"Guys!" Benson yelled. he turned red with rage, "I am your boss! I don't care if it's your day off! You guys come back here, and move this sack of sports equipment before I get really angry!"

Muscle Man's icy prison began to melt, freeing him completely.

"Ugh," Muscle Man grunted, "thanks for getting all heated up as usual to free me, now if you'll excuse me, I got a crazy magical old man to beat up."

"Magical old what? Look I don't care. You can deal with that after you do the job I told you to do."

"Fine, but I WILL have vengeance. You hear me old man? VENGACE!"

"Oi,…" Benson sighed, covering his face with his palm.

Meanwhile at the coffee shop, Margret and Eileen are cleaning up the counters.

"I wonder where the boys are," Margret contemplated, "they were supposed to meet us at around seven."

"Well it's only 5 minutes," Eileen said, "they are probably being fashionably late, hehe."

Margret giggled, "You're right, I'm sure they'll be here any-"

Margret was interrupted by the bell on the door that indicated a new customer.

It was the Ice king. He was leaning on the door with his head down gasping for breath.

"Hey… do you guys carry something refreshing? I've been running around some stinking park running away from some crazy green man."

"I'm sorry sir," Eileen said, "we are currently closed so we can't provide any service."

"Aw come on," Ice King pleaded, "just give me some-"

Ice king raised his head, realizing who he was talking too.

"It's you!" Ice King said excitingly.

"Who?

"You! The girl I was looking for!"

"I… what?" Margret said, confused and creeped out.

"I've been looking for the perfect woman to be my princess and you are that lucky gal. Come with me. You shall have your very own palace, be treated like royalty, and get some sugar from your sugar daddy."

"That's… really sweet, but I don't think I'm ready to be a princess just yet."

"Plus you're a little too old… no… no you're just too old for her."

"Age is but a number! Now come on please come with me!"

Ice King caressed Margret's hand and kissed it. He then attempted wrap his hands around Margret.

"Hey get off of me you creep! I don't know if you're playing some game or you're just some insane old man who can't take a hint, but I refuse to be with you!"

"Oh well," Ice King said with a sigh, "I tried to keep it as original as possible. Time to freeze you."

"Freeze me?" Margret asked.

The ice King raised one hand and used his ice powers to trap Margret in Ice. In the process he ended up imprisoning Eileen as will in the same ice block.

"Oops," Ice King said, "Oh well, the more the merrier. I don't see anything wrong with having two queens!"

Ice King laid his back on the ice block, gripped it and lifted it up.

"This has been a lot easier to do than the last time. Looks like those work out DVDs are paying off!"

Ice King slowly carried the two trapped girls on his back. On his way out the door he passed by Mordecai and Rigby.

"Hello there cool guys!" Ice king said.

"Sup old dude." Mordecai said.

Mordecai and Rigby walked into the coffee shop to find it empty.

"Margret! Eileen! We're here!" Mordecai yelled. "Ugh, they must've headed to the theater without us."

"Nah they are just trapped and ice and being carried by that old dude we just passed." Rigby said.

"What?!" Mordecai exclaimed.

Mordecai ran to the window and pressed his hands against it putting his focus on the Ice King and then on Margret and Eileen trapped in ice.

"Holy crap!" Mordecai exclaimed. "Why didn't you say anything?!"

"I was about to," Rigby responded, "but then I thought 'why didn't Mordecai react to Margret and Eileen getting carried away in a block of ice by some old guy who probably also froze Muscle Man? I think I'll wait to see how long it takes him to realize that'."

Mordecai punched Rigby in the shoulder causing him to fall to the floor screaming ouch and to rub the sore on his shoulder.

"This isn't funny dude!" Mordecai exclaimed. "Two of our friends are getting kidnapped by some crazy old guy! We gotta go after him!"

Rigby got up and him and Mordecai dashed out the door and went after the Ice King. Eventually they caught up with him at the entrance to the park.

"Hey you!" Mordecai yelled out.

The Ice King dropped the Ice Block and turned around.

"Oh hi!" Ice King said joyfully. "You're those cool guys that went into the coffee shop. Sorry if you're here to get the employees back, but I can't release them. They are going to become my new princesses once I return to my castle via that interdimensional gateway in the middle of that barren field."

"It isn't that you crazy kook!" Mordecai said.

"Yeah!" Rigby said. "We're not letting you take them away for your own twisted fantasies!"

"In that case…"

Ice King pushed the ice block on it's side and proceeded to jump on it.

"…You'll have to catch me first!"

Ice King hopped around turning himself the other direction and used his legs to make the ice block roll.

Mordecai and Rigby started running after the Ice King. They eventually hit a slightly downward slope, causing Ice King to increase his speed.

"We're never going to catch up with him now!" Rigby exclaimed.

"We can't give up! We gotta keep going!" Mordecai said with determination.

As they were running, Pops drove up next to them and started driving at the same pace as them.

"Oh hello there Mordecai and Rigby!" Pops said joyfully. "Are you running a marathon?"

"No we're not. Move over!" Mordecai demanded.

Mordecai and Rigby hopped into the cart.

"Follow that old dude rolling on that block of ice!" Rigby exclaimed.

"Can do!" Pops said.

Pops proceeded drive at full speed. Ice King noticed that they were catching up, hopped around and started using his ice powers to freeze them.

"Freeze suckers!" Ice King yelled.

Pops awkwardly avoided the freeze blasts of Ice King. They finally managed to get close to the Ice King. Mordecai and Rigby climbed on top of the cart. Mordecai leaped over to the ice block, trying to keep his balance and move his feet the right way. He reached out to grab Rigby and pulled him over, while at the same time using him to whack Ice King in the face.

"Owe! That hurts!" Ice King shouted.

"That's only the beginning of your world of hurt if you don't free Margret and Eileen!" Mordecai exclaimed.

"Well it's a little late for a cool looking smack down because here comes the portal!" Ice King said.

Mordecai and Rigby gasped. They and the Ice King entered the gateway. Mordecai looked around in the Interdimentional pathway and saw the Ice King with the ice block slowly descend further into the pathway laughing. A bright light flashed in front of Mordecai and Rigby, blinding them from seeing what was on the other side.