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Hey, did anyone thought like,
What are all the LOSH characters would be like behind stage?
Well here, we find out!
Enjoy!
Ps. There might be some strong language.
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"I have you know Imperiex! Prepare to die!" Kell bellowed as strikes Imperiex with his twin red blades. Imperiex dodges them and knocks him with his gigantic sword towards the next crater. "Foolish boy! Do you really think it would be that easy?" Imperiex said as he laughed sinisterly.
"Actually we did!" a voice said in the sky, it was none other than Superman. Followed him from behind were other of the Legionnaires.
"And CUT!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and their bodies' forwards in exhaustion.
"Alright people, let's take a break."
"Oh my gawd! Finally, can someone like, get me a manicure? Is that so hard?!" Snorted Imperiex as his tone of voice sounded like a blonde female teenager. He strided off in a huff looking and his nails.
"And let's take another take."
"What? No way! Amateurs take two takes! I only need one!" shouted Clark, striding up to the director annoyed.
"What is with this guy?" said Kell-El as he pointed towards Clark "One season and this guy thinks he got it? I mean, I have done three block busters and numerous shakesphere plays. And yet this douche gets the title role!"
Clark looked at Kell annoyed opened mouthed "That's it! I'll be in my trailer!"
Clark stomped off as no one took any notice of him;
"Help me Superman!" mimicked Querl Dox as he stared at his script memorising his lines. "Ugh, what is this crap?"
"All my character does is act like a total nerd, a semi Emo kid and a mild super villain. Great combinations." Querl Dox said sarcastically as he folded his script.
Phantom Girl went to her hand bag near the director's seat and took out a pair of cigarettes and lights it. She took in a drag and smiled content. Saturn Girl joins Phantom Girl and they both were covered in cigarette smoke.
"Like they will give you better lines, your worse than the Olsen twins;" commented Timber Wolf with an evil smirk as he strides next to the green boy.
"Oh really? Oh I got to words for you Mr. Fluffy-Boy," Querl Dox said angrily
"Bad. Touch."
"Whatever man. Once you're not cute anymore. Kiss your career goodbye!" Timber Wolf hissed back as he began to leave "Yeah remember Carley Makolkin, yeah, that's going to be you!" Timber Wolf left and Brainy looked back at Vi,
"Well, there is always Robot Porn." Querl shrugged as he began to go back to his trailer.
Suddenly, a Legion Of Super Heroes ring tone went off, Chameleon Boy answered his phone.
"Hello? Oh, is this the escort service? Were still on for tonight? Oh, your girls don't have trouble with tentacles do the?" Chameleon Boy casually said at the phone, he lifted his right arm revealing a tentacle like. He began wriggling around in excitement as he put his phone away a frolicking away.
"Ugh! You see, this is why I am not into guys!" Saturn Girl scoffs throwing away the remains of her cigarette. Phantom Girl finishes hers and her eyes sparkle,
"Yeah! That's so me!" Phantom Girl said hyper as she rushed into Saturn Girl's arms and gave her a hug.
"Yeah babe, let's get out of here."
Saturn Girl and Phantom Girl left the set, together holding each others waist.
Superman sees them and groans as he rolls his eyes,
He stands in front of the camera and says
"Gawd I hate this show! Now you all know why, there is no fucking season 3!!"
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I had fun writing this.
XD
That's it.
So please review.
