Disclaimer: I don't own any of them.
A/N: Hey, guys! Just a small oneshot-ish thing. I got the idea from the Tamora Pierce section, where someone had done Tortall and someone else had done Circle of Magic. Thanks to the people who did these, and sorry I can't remember your usernames. Hope you don't mind my borrowing your idea!
10 Things Artemis Fowl Characters Would Never Say
Artemis: Money is for the birds!
Holly: I'm jealous of Lili Frond.
Root: No, of course I'm not angry.
Foaly: Computers stink!
Butler: Artemis can take care of himself.
Juliet: Wrestling is stupid.
Mulch: I'm not hungry.
Chix: I hate you, Holly!
Trouble: You're the best brother ever, Grub!
Grub: I'm not scared!
Sooo...? Review please!
