Disclaimer: I don't own any of them.

A/N: Hey, guys! Just a small oneshot-ish thing. I got the idea from the Tamora Pierce section, where someone had done Tortall and someone else had done Circle of Magic. Thanks to the people who did these, and sorry I can't remember your usernames. Hope you don't mind my borrowing your idea!


10 Things Artemis Fowl Characters Would Never Say

Artemis: Money is for the birds!

Holly: I'm jealous of Lili Frond.

Root: No, of course I'm not angry.

Foaly: Computers stink!

Butler: Artemis can take care of himself.

Juliet: Wrestling is stupid.

Mulch: I'm not hungry.

Chix: I hate you, Holly!

Trouble: You're the best brother ever, Grub!

Grub: I'm not scared!


Sooo...? Review please!