"You know, I really love humans."

The Doctor's fingers skittered across the keyboard. He'd borrowed the computer from the hotel computer room. The Master stirred in the chair next to him, and quickly pulled on his bonds. He tested them slowly, feeling their texture. Rope? Check. Handcuffs? Check. Was that chains he felt? He twisted a bit more, trying to get comfortable.

"Never knew you were this much of a kinky guy Theta.. "

The Doctor rolled his eyes, and continued to type away on the keyboard

"Shut up Koschei. You're dangerous, and that's why you're tied up."

He smiled, and stopped typing.

"As I was saying before you interrupted, I love humans. They're such a smart people Koschei."

He put his hand in his palm and looked at the Master for a moment, before tapping a key on the keyboard.

"And Humans, being such a lovely people, create the most interesting ways to annoy people!"

His face split in a silly smirk, and suddenly the sound of gibberish filled the room. The Doctor turned the volume up to maximum, and took out his screwdriver. After pointing at it for a few seconds, he put it away. "Perception filter." He gave the Master a gentle pat on the head. "Have fun Koschei." He then walked out of the room, giving the Master a wave as he did. The Master snarled, a headache already forming. He glared at the speakers. The noise spewing forth was accompanied by picture of a girl, with orange hair and a purple shirt, waving a vegetable. The Master hung his head, twisting in his chair. The noise continued to blare at him.

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The Doctor walked back into the computer room. The Master was limp in his bindings, head hanging. The counter on the website read 01:22:01. The Doctor smiled, and walked over, closing the webpage. The Master's head perked up, and he struggled again.

"T-Theta.."

The Doctor took his screwdriver to the Master's bindings, and helped him up. The Master clung to him.

"P-Please Theta.. Please t-turn it off.. I can't stand it anymore.. N-No moooreeeee!" he sobbed softly into the Doctor's shirt. The Doctor cocked his head.

"But I already…" he froze.

And then, he smiled.