Messing With Emmett
Jasper
I was bored again Alice went shopping and Bella wasn't any fun when you take away her daughter Reneesme. Well all I did was leave her a "ransom" note fake of course about Reneesme and I hid her in my room because Edward was hunting with Carlisle and Esme. So Bella finds the note and freaks out believe me I could feel it. So she went crying to Rosalie (if she could cry she would have been.) and they went to Emmett and he ratted me out I knew I shouldn't told him. Well they had Emmett take Reneesme back to Edward and Bella's cottage house. Then they beat me up Bella and Rosalie then when Emmett came he just helped then they tied me up.
Well I guess that occupied me for a little while till I untied myself. Good thing I was a vampire or when they beat me up I probably would have died. Rosalie wasn't nice when you messed with her over her looks. She made my life miserable for 5 years over breaking some of her mirrors as a prank. Alice didn't defend me either because she knew not to mess with Rosalie, and sided with her.
Emmett was home just watching the super bowl on the theater size TV he got from Rosalie. I guess I could to do something to him there was nothing else to do. I knew he beat me up again today for breaking his TV so I had to think of something more clever to do.
Emmett wasn't the smartest crayon in the box so he won't see anything coming. Rosalie was to busy doing Reneesme hair with Bella to do anything about what I did to Emmett. Besides I had to get back at him for gaining up on me and siding with girls after promising he'd be on my side with the prank stealing Reneesme. Sometimes he wasn't so fun to have around. Edward never does pranks with till I get him too so maybe he'll do something with me when he gets home.
Alice wasn't going to be home for a whole day. Besides the dog I mean Jacob was asleep since it was midnight. So it would have to be me alone in this prank. But what should I do to Emmett he was so easy it was hard to think of something to do.
When I finally I thought of something but I had to plan it out real well thought out. I had to make sure Rosalie and Bella won't notice and Edward was too far away to read my mind. I just had to call to make sure he wasn't on his way home from Oregon early so this could work because he wouldn't approve of this. Only some people would find this hilarious and that group defiantly included me.
