TACOWAFFLES
Ok, I really couldn't think of a title, so just cut me some slack. I know I said this would be a Gaz-tastic life, but I got writers block 3 words in, so that'll be later. This is my first story format fic, about ZIM and Dib in our universe. In Florida to be exact. Sorry, bout' typos Enjoy!
One day, Zim and Dib were fighting in Zim's lab over a teleporter device."Give ZIM his teleport device!" Yelled Zim, the Irken Invader who was trying, and failing badly, to destroy the Earth."No, I need to show the Swollen Eyeball Network! I'll prove that I'm not crazy!" Said big-headed paranormal investigator Dib. And, boy, was his head BIG. Suddenly, an orange glow emitted from the strange machine. Both boys disappeared.
Meanwhile, at my house, I was watching my IZ CD, when I saw a flash of orange outside. Me, being curious, went outside to investigate. I saw 2 boys. One was green and saying,"WHY MUST THIS BEEEEE?" The other one, tall and big-headed, was wide eye-d and looked unable to speak. I, too, was unable to speak. They were Zim and Dib! I almost fainted, but I knew I had to keep my cool. I just walked up and said," Sup, Zim, Dib." Now it was their turn to almost faint." How do you know the almighty ZIIIMM"s name, filthy Earth human?" I ignored him. I turned to Dib and said," Lemme guess. You and Zim were fighting over a teleporter device and it transported you to Orlando. You are in need of a place to stay. You have just met a girl who knows all about you, Zim, Gir, and Gaz, and she is offering you a place to stay. Your first thought is," She's a stalker, don't trust her." But then you think about yourself and how you stalk Zim. You trust yourself, so therefore you trust me." He looked at me with a face that would have gotten me a million views on Facebook. He fainted this time. Me and Zim dragged him into my house. We put him on the couch and then I told Zim everything. He fainted to. I sighed and dragged both of them into my bedroom, plopped them on my bed, and watched TV all night.
Meanwhile, a certain purple haired demon girl was searching her house, saying,"Dib, if you don't show yourself right now, you will pay the consequences." Of course, since no one was around to see her, no one got scared, even though she had a aura of menace. At the same time and couple blocks down the street, a certain cyan eyed SIR unit was looking for his Irken master." Master, where you go? You playing hide-n-seek? I'm gonna find u!" He really didn't have a clue about what was going on, but he probably wouldn't be much help anyway. So, as Gaz and Gir searched, I wrote this story 'bout me and my favorite characters. Alas, it is a dark time for the citizens of the town with no name whatsoever, as Tak is BACK!
Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Bye bye! Next chapter tomorrow, cause I'm going to Six Flags with mah BFFs!
