So one day Iroh was in the earth kingdom and was in a hotspring because he likes things that are hot because hes a firebender, one of the best actually. I think he killed a dragon to get his powers, Im not sure really. But anyways he's in the hotspring drinking tea, because he really likes a tea. Little does he know, Team Avatar is spying on him. But little does team avatar know, zuko is spying on them, spying on Iroh. Zuko, always enthusiatic, shouts to himself "I MUST CAPTURE THE AVATAR!" and gives away his position. Aang ask's "Did you guys hear anything?" and Sokka replys "All i heard was some whiney emo dillweed." and in the distance you can hear Zuko shout "I'M NOT EMO" and then Zuko stomps off, having lost the element of suprise. Aang then asks "Should we go after him?' and Katara replies "Yes, we should go after him, but someone needs to stay here and watch the fat man take a bath." Everyone then looks at Toph who then doesnt look at anyone because she's blind. Toph replies "I may be blind but I'm not stupid!" And then Sokka says "But toph, you can watch him with your feet because you are an earth bender and you can stay out of sight!" Toph sighs and says "Okay, but leave me some cactus juice, this might be a long stake out." Sokka then hands her the bottle of cactus juice, and they all leave but Toph. Then she opens the bottle of cactus juice, and before she knows it shes trippy balls and shit in the forest. She starts to get really hot, so she earthbends her clothes off. 8 hours later, Iroh has finally run out of tea and so he gets out of the hot spring. Did I meantion Iroh is naked? He walkes over to the bushes and says "Toph come out of the bushes, I know you are in there." So she comes out of the bushes and they are both standing there and Iroh looks all weird and distorted to toph because shes tripping balls on cactus juice. So they are both naked standing there looking at one another for a long awkward moment and then Iroh finally asks "Do you have any tea?" and toph is like "No, but i have some cactus juice.' and Iroh is like "Hmmmm, Cactus juice? It's no jasmine tea but it will do! Why don't you join me in the hotspring and we can share the rest of this cactus juice?" And toph is like "Okay, but if you try anything funny Ill earthbend you so hard even the boulder wont be able to undo it." Eventually the rest of the team rides a horse-weasel back because they had to eat Appa for food because they got lost trying to follow zuko. Ends up zuko commited suicide because he was manic depressive. When they get back to the hot spring they find tophs body on the ground, naked, and all her orifaces dripping with semen. Iroh is no were to be found.
