Ask Bill Cipher!

Spring: Hi guys! It's me, Spring Pines! But just call me Spring!Anyways, today I'm with... Wait where is he?

Bill: Sorry, I was busy...

Spring: Invading people's minds?

Bill: Oh, you're good!

Spring: *shrugs* I guess its a gift! This is like

truth or dare! Please send in questions and dares!

Bill: Umm... Is this gonna like, have long term damage, cause' if it does, I needa leave now...

Spring: NO YOU DONT! *takes Bill and ties to a tree*

Bill: How is there a tree in you bedroom?

Spring: What makes you think it's my bedroom? I wouldn't have some physco freak in my room! It might be yours...

Bill: I hope not...

Spring: So, my friends have sent in questions for him! (before I even posted this...) YAY! First one...

Dipperxpacifica3

Hi! Bill, if I asked you on a date, would you say yes?

Bill: Hmm...Looks like I have fangirls!... I am available by the way! *blows Kisses to fangirls, who btw are fighting each other for him...*

Spring: Why was the first one about relationships?! But anyway... My bff personally asked this one! *grins evilly*

Bill: Oh no... am I supposed to run now or what?

Spring: NO! DON'T RUN! OR ELSE!

Bill: am I supposed to say "or else what?"

Spring: Yes your are supposed to say that! Now! *points gun at Bill*

Bill: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Whoa. Put the gun down. We can be friends...

Spring: NEVER! *shoots right below feet.*
Bill: I am even more scared of you then MLP now...

Spring: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! THAT WAS AMAZING! YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! Wait. You're scared of MLP?

Bill: Go on with the dares please...

Spring: answer the question, Dorito! *aims gun at once more*

Bill: Fine! yes, i'm scared of MLP, the talking ponies and the "Friendship is Magic" is freaking scary, And you're recording this aren't you?
Spring: You mean, recorded? *puts down gun and picks up phone* It's viral! In 5 seconds!

Bill: Oh My Dreamscape!

Spring: Oh my, what now?

Bill: Nothing...

Spring: ONTO THE DARE! Ok, Bill you have to go up and kiss Dipper and Mabel, on the lips! (Alas, Thank you friend! I needed to see this!) Go crazy MaBill fans! Same with BillDip fans ( BillDip fans are awesome! I love you to Mabill fans!)

Bill: WHAT?!
Spring: *snaps fingers and they appear at Mystery Shack*

Bill: Do I have to?...

Spring: Only if you wanna live... *smirks*

Bill: I hate you...*knocks on door*

Mabel: Hello? AHHHHHHH! TRIANGLE GUY!
Bill: Let me ex-

Mabel: Dipper!

Bill: UGH... *grabs up by the sweater and kisses*

Mabel: ... DIPPER! TRIANGLE GUY! *slams door*

Dipper: *opens door and hits Bill in the head with a book.*

Bill: I'm gonna regret this... *takes Dipper by vest and kisses*

Dipper: I'm gonna puke...

Bill: Sorry kiddos! I'm gonna make it up to ya!

Spring: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME! *snaps Bill and herself back to the 'room'*

Bill: ...

Spring: Bill?

Bill: ...

Spring: Bill? *waves hand over his face, which is unresponsive*

I think we broke him... Well, until he wakes up, let's draw on him! *draws* Here's a list of what I drew!

around his eye/under his eye: Mustache and beard (normal face stuff) oh and a mole.

bowtie area: Dipper and Mabel murdering him with an ax! *My favorite thing I drew*

Hands/arms : Curly patterns

Legs: I didn't draw on those, instead I put some of my leggings on him. It's kinda disturbing, Yanno? If ya notice, he doesn't wear pants... HE DOES NOW! wait... I got an idea! *erases everything* I put lipstick on him. (Well where his mouth would be...) and eye liner, and mascara! I put one of my sundresses on him, which makes him look 'gorgeous' (Aka hilarious)

But anyways! See you next chapter! Don't forget to send in dares and questions!