Ask Bill Cipher!
Spring: Hi guys! It's me, Spring Pines! But just call me Spring!Anyways, today I'm with... Wait where is he?
Bill: Sorry, I was busy...
Spring: Invading people's minds?
Bill: Oh, you're good!
Spring: *shrugs* I guess its a gift! This is like
truth or dare! Please send in questions and dares!
Bill: Umm... Is this gonna like, have long term damage, cause' if it does, I needa leave now...
Spring: NO YOU DONT! *takes Bill and ties to a tree*
Bill: How is there a tree in you bedroom?
Spring: What makes you think it's my bedroom? I wouldn't have some physco freak in my room! It might be yours...
Bill: I hope not...
Spring: So, my friends have sent in questions for him! (before I even posted this...) YAY! First one...
Dipperxpacifica3
Hi! Bill, if I asked you on a date, would you say yes?
Bill: Hmm...Looks like I have fangirls!... I am available by the way! *blows Kisses to fangirls, who btw are fighting each other for him...*
Spring: Why was the first one about relationships?! But anyway... My bff personally asked this one! *grins evilly*
Bill: Oh no... am I supposed to run now or what?
Spring: NO! DON'T RUN! OR ELSE!
Bill: am I supposed to say "or else what?"
Spring: Yes your are supposed to say that! Now! *points gun at Bill*
Bill: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Whoa. Put the gun down. We can be friends...
Spring: NEVER! *shoots right below feet.*
Bill: I am even more scared of you then MLP now...
Spring: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! THAT WAS AMAZING! YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHAHA! Wait. You're scared of MLP?
Bill: Go on with the dares please...
Spring: answer the question, Dorito! *aims gun at once more*
Bill: Fine! yes, i'm scared of MLP, the talking ponies and the "Friendship is Magic" is freaking scary, And you're recording this aren't you?
Spring: You mean, recorded? *puts down gun and picks up phone* It's viral! In 5 seconds!
Bill: Oh My Dreamscape!
Spring: Oh my, what now?
Bill: Nothing...
Spring: ONTO THE DARE! Ok, Bill you have to go up and kiss Dipper and Mabel, on the lips! (Alas, Thank you friend! I needed to see this!) Go crazy MaBill fans! Same with BillDip fans ( BillDip fans are awesome! I love you to Mabill fans!)
Bill: WHAT?!
Spring: *snaps fingers and they appear at Mystery Shack*
Bill: Do I have to?...
Spring: Only if you wanna live... *smirks*
Bill: I hate you...*knocks on door*
Mabel: Hello? AHHHHHHH! TRIANGLE GUY!
Bill: Let me ex-
Mabel: Dipper!
Bill: UGH... *grabs up by the sweater and kisses*
Mabel: ... DIPPER! TRIANGLE GUY! *slams door*
Dipper: *opens door and hits Bill in the head with a book.*
Bill: I'm gonna regret this... *takes Dipper by vest and kisses*
Dipper: I'm gonna puke...
Bill: Sorry kiddos! I'm gonna make it up to ya!
Spring: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME! *snaps Bill and herself back to the 'room'*
Bill: ...
Spring: Bill?
Bill: ...
Spring: Bill? *waves hand over his face, which is unresponsive*
I think we broke him... Well, until he wakes up, let's draw on him! *draws* Here's a list of what I drew!
around his eye/under his eye: Mustache and beard (normal face stuff) oh and a mole.
bowtie area: Dipper and Mabel murdering him with an ax! *My favorite thing I drew*
Hands/arms : Curly patterns
Legs: I didn't draw on those, instead I put some of my leggings on him. It's kinda disturbing, Yanno? If ya notice, he doesn't wear pants... HE DOES NOW! wait... I got an idea! *erases everything* I put lipstick on him. (Well where his mouth would be...) and eye liner, and mascara! I put one of my sundresses on him, which makes him look 'gorgeous' (Aka hilarious)
But anyways! See you next chapter! Don't forget to send in dares and questions!
