Pyra: Hello and welcome to our show! Please welcome Dante, Vergil, Sparda, Flame, and her twin sister, BLAZE!
Dante: Yo!
Vergil: Hmph
Flame: PAR-TAY!
Blaze: Idiots...
Sparda: How did you reserect me? O.o
Pyra: That's not important now...anyway here we will have all sorts of whacky adventures! And of course none of you will get paid
All: glare of death
Pyra:...ok maybe you will. Anyway, expect many funny things
Flame: so...why are me and my sister here again?
Pyra: Because I like to annoy you both and you remind me of Vergil and Dante
Dante:...HEY I AM NOT A CHICK! starts taking off pants
Blaze and Vergil: OUR EYES! NOOOOOOO!
Sparda: ..;;;; oh boy
Flame: Take off the pants and I shove your sword up your no existant penis
Dante:...you're good.
Pyra: I need new friends TT
