Pyra: Hello and welcome to our show! Please welcome Dante, Vergil, Sparda, Flame, and her twin sister, BLAZE!

Dante: Yo!

Vergil: Hmph

Flame: PAR-TAY!

Blaze: Idiots...

Sparda: How did you reserect me? O.o

Pyra: That's not important now...anyway here we will have all sorts of whacky adventures! And of course none of you will get paid

All: glare of death

Pyra:...ok maybe you will. Anyway, expect many funny things

Flame: so...why are me and my sister here again?

Pyra: Because I like to annoy you both and you remind me of Vergil and Dante

Dante:...HEY I AM NOT A CHICK! starts taking off pants

Blaze and Vergil: OUR EYES! NOOOOOOO!

Sparda: ..;;;; oh boy

Flame: Take off the pants and I shove your sword up your no existant penis

Dante:...you're good.

Pyra: I need new friends TT