'Poke'mon Player Lavi'

"Hey, Lavi! What are you doing?" asks Allen as he waves. Lavi waved back and motioned his friend towards him." I'm Playing my new Pokemon DS game. What's it too ya bean sprout" replied Lavi,leaning in closer to Allen to answer."Well, school rules say you can't have electronics out on campus"."And"? Lavi stared back at him challenging his morals, "What are you going to do about it? It wouldn't be princely to tattle on me. You don't want a bad reputation do you"?"No. Why do people have a addiction to these games"?"I'll let you in on a secret. Pokémon DS games are a way of committing illegal acts in a legal aspect that promotes economy. People can attempt animal abuse, drug abuse, cheap and easy gambling, theft, child labor, and probably B&E offenses too".

" May I ask the pokemon's name your training?" Allen remarks curiously in a whisper tone into Lavi's ear."His name is Horny. He has not evolved yet. I have to fight with 'em a few more battles until he does. Right now his most powerful attack is pornoblast. Watch this". "Hooorrrrnnnnyyyy" ,the Pokémon screamed. Allen's soul left his body while mumbling "Cross and lavi must be related. He never did tell me his last name." The silver hair uke fainted afterward. Horny won and the Pokémon battle and the captured opponent submits. "STRIKE! Oh, Allen! Sorry, I wasn't paying complete attention. You said something about your former master, Cross right? Does he have this game too? Lavi became very worried ; He carriedthe disoriented bean sprout to the school clinic.Allen will dismiss and allow Lavi to play his DS forever more.