Sun was shining bright through white clouds,
When I stare from under my sombrero.
As I step through without any doubts,
The ultimate black dressed anti-hero.
When my red eyes laid upon his skin,
my gaze cradling the handsome man.
There was never a feeling so akin,
As seeing my Bubba-san.
Blue skirt and hot white socks,
Hips as wide as to crush someone's persona.
Under a bunny hat dancing long blonde locks,
Yet again it was her, horrendous Fionna…
Flirting with the pink man,
Did she really forget?
Now she flirts with toilet-san,
Drowned in the water closet.
"Bubba-san is mine"
I loudly cried.
When Fionna crossed the line,
And with help of me she died.
Then what about that Bonnibel?
She also talked to MY baby.
Making my life a living hell,
She should have watched out maybe…
Vain enough to be by a mirror,
always looking at her own…
never saw the upcoming horror,
as I stood there all alone
Never trust me with broken glass around,
As a single sharp mirroring shard.
Can kill without a single sound,
And that's how I stopped Bubblegum's heart.
Blood on the walls,
Disembodied screams…
Anxiety in the halls,
When the fear intruded their dreams…
I guess you can say she was the hottest,
His girlfriend to-be…
Killing her wouldn't prove quite the test,
She will die soon that wretched Phoebe.
Walking through the hallway all by herself,
A crash and boom that was that.
Crushed to death by a metal shelf,
I killed her, the little rat.
With so many girls murdered,
Something had to be very wrong.
My hands were stained blood red,
It won't take the police very long.
They were on the hunt,
Trying to track the murderer.
"get her, the filthy cunt"
And they blamed it all on her.
The girl who smelled like freshly baked bread,
I planted evidence on her caboose.
Now she's blamed and long dead,
Hung till rigor mortis from the noose.
Rest returned to the school,
After weeks and weeks of stress.
Everyone returned to their cool,
Time for me to make some mess…
Seducing him with her curvy breasts,
Chatting up with him all day long.
She died amongst the guests,
No one blames me so what could go wrong?
Her bitter tasting yoghurt drink,
On that taste she wasn't keen.
A plant proved to be the missing link,
As she died painfully by vile strychnine.
The soothing calm made some place,
When frightening thoughts re emerged.
The first murder in many days,
Yet the execution couldn't be reversed.
Breakfast princess wasn't the assassin,
Her death was for the school not needed.
A complete disaster for the next of her kin,
Yet I liked it she was dead…
But who to frame for LSP?
Where to plant compelling data
My choice fell on Marshall Lee
I placed in his vicinity seeds from Strychnos nux-vomica.
Yet that fucking teacher saw me,
Shoving seeds into his gymbag.
It was best for her to leave me be,
The icy cold demented hag.
Well she was freezing when…
I chased her to the laboratory.
Toppled the liquid nitrogen,
I'm definitely not sorry.
'tis the end of Ice queen
it made the mood actually quite jolly.
No one fancied her as she was quite mean,
We cheered 'bout the friendly ice lolly.
While we all celebrated through the halls,
Marshall Lee was left there to rot.
He never really had the balls,
As I'm praying to my god.
Praying for the day to come fast,
The final universal solution.
And then finally at last,
His public execution.
There were just too many fatalities here ,
His dad took him away, the fool...
He really could not bear…
And he relocated Bubba-san to another school.
And that's how my little story starts from the beginning.
