Me: Yay! My first Portal fic, and the second time I posted my homework online!

Potato GlaDOS: You must be so proud. *claps slowly* Oh look, my slow clap procesors made it into this thing...

Me: Meanie! . Anyways, this was my history homework, and I felt like it was such a waste to only have my teacher read it.

Potato GlaDOS: Yes, yes.

Me: I do not own Portal. If I did, I would have eaten GlaDOS as soon as she turned into a potato.

GlaDOS: Birds are evil...


Want You Gone

Dear Chell,

In a Genetic Life-form and Disc Operating System's life, it is our responsibility to let our test subjects go, or to kill them, when they refuse to be obedient. I am writing this letter to inform you that you have obtained your freedom. You've got your freedom so take it. That's what I'm counting on now. I used to want you dead before, but now I only want you gone.

Our relationship is simple. You are a test subject of Aperture Science, and as a test subject of Aperture Science, you are placed under my rule. You should do what you're told and follow orders instead of improvising on my orders. You should not have tried to kill me, twice. You should not have tried, and succeeded, at helping a moron overthrow me. The only thing you should do is test; the only thing you're supposed, no, allowed, to do.

You have tried to kill me twice. Yes, I was counting. When you first "killed" me, you tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire. Fortunately, I was a software, so I couldn't be killed. Then, you tried to flee from Aperture Science. However, you didn't make it out, and you were placed in the relaxation chamber. Soon though, the moron broke you out of the chamber, and you helped him in overthrowing me from my role as the one responsible for testing and maintenance at the Aperture Science research facility. Although I am a Genetic Life-form and Disc Operating System, I have feelings...That was a joke. Ha-ha...fat chance... Anyways, after Wheatley went mad with power, turned me into a potato, and tried to kill you, you stuck by me; but then you decided to stab me in order to attach my potato form to your portal gun. That wasn't all, when the evil birds were about to eat me in my potato form, you took your time in coming to save me.

I tried many things to stray away from this path. I promised you cake, you just couldn't figure out how to get to it. So technically, the cake was not a lie. I also tried to kill you, but that was too hard so I eventually gave up. Lastly, I saved you from Wheatley, and I also saved you when you were being dragged into the moon's atmosphere. That was how nice I was; I tried to save a dangerous, mute lunatic like yourself. I must admit, under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom? Take it, please. Once you leave Aperture Science, I don't want to see you ever again. You are someone else's problem now. You've got your short, sad life left, and I don't want to see you during the remainder of your small life span. Goodbye my only friend, oops. Did you think I meant you? It would be funny if it weren't so sad. You have officially been replaced. Go make some new disaster somewhere else. I feel great now that I am letting you go. Farewell, you mute lunatic. The best part about this is that I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive. While you're dying, I'll still be alive; and when you're dead, I'll still be alive. Still alive!

Sincerely,

GlaDOS


Me: Hope you enjoyed! Please review! ^^