This is Finn's Diary! Or –ahem- JOURNAL… His secret life not-so-hidden in this book! Here we go, Chapter 1

Hello, diary-journal thing,

I just got kidnapped by a thirteen year-old crazy, Fanfiction writer named Kat. She pulled me out of the Fictional Portal where I was sleeping and now I'm here, at her house in Florida. How could I escape? I've tried everything, ninja-jumping out the door, pretending to die, and killing her! SHE'S IMMORTAL! Am I doomed? I think so. Maybe I should get used to do this. Maybe when I'm older and still here, she'll tell everyone the story of how she kidnapped me. What if I fall in love with her? WHAT IF I KISS HER? WHAT IF I… ugh… I will never let myself do that. Ever. Does she want to marry me or something? That's creepy. She says she needs help writing, but I don't think that's it at all.

Forever Doomed,

Finn

That was his first entry! Let's see his most recent, from last week!

Hi again,

Gale's here. And Kat's making a list of her men, meaning, if anyone touches them, or mentions them as anything date-related, she'll kill them. It's called 'The Men List'. Guess who's on it? Me. And Gale. Gale's first though, which makes me feel better, and sad at the same time. Percy Jackson's not here though, which makes me laugh at him, considering he's ahead of me. WHAT AM I DOING? In fact, Kat's claiming she's married him. And she's fourteen. Does that make anyone else concerned? No? Let's find the list….

Here it is!

-Gale Hawthorne

-Thor

-Captain America

-Logan Lerman

-Percy Jackson

-Finn Whitman

-Iron Man

-Hawkeye

-The Hulk

-Fang

-Frank (from Son of Neptune)

-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero)

-Jason Grace (The Lost Hero)

-Jake Gyllenhaal

-Orlando Bloom

-Seeley Booth

-Vincent Nigel-Murray

-Perseus (Clash of the Titans)

-Patrick Dempsey

-Michael Weston

-Patrick Jane

-Anthony Padilla

-Ian Hecox

-Nicepeter

-IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER FINN. I KNOW YOU'RE CREEPING ON THIS

…She's smart. Half of these people are fictional… -concerned-…. The rest are celebrities that don't know she exist yet.

Forever Doomed,

Finn

Please tell me that some of these people are on your MEN LIST. Heh… I knew Finn would get ahold of this someday. And AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. Tell me which day, specific day like 'Valentine's Day' you want me to read next! Put his personal thoughts into the world and he doesn't even know! Brilliant I tell you!

Read and Review? Tell me who's on your MEN LIST! And what day I should read next!