Hyoga sat plotting in his secret lair at The Continent, laughing evilly at his newest plan. I, as his vassal, shouldn't criticize My Lord's plans, but seriously, this was the worst plan he'd ever come up with, including keeping his poison moths in the linen closet. After he did that, we had to walk around in our nightwear for weeks. This plan involved starting a goldfish swallowing fad on The Island. That's right; you read correctly, goldfish swallowing. Taking live goldfish and swallowing them whole, no teeth required. I walked to my friend Ruri's room, to tell her about our Lord's most recent trip to insanity land.
"Ruri," I said, "You'll never guess what brilliant plan Lord Hyoga's come up with this time."
"Not again, Hari" moaned Ruri.
"He's decided to start a goldfish swallowing fad on The Island." I replied.
"And how exactly is that going to defeat Inu no Taisho?" and asked Ruri, annoyed at Master's latest show of stupidity.
"Goldfish are reborn as dragons, and swallowing them will make them angry." I said, rolling my eyes "Then, they'll come back and eat you."
"In order to start a fad like that, wouldn't he have to swallow goldfish himself in the first place?" questioned Ruri.
"He's going to swallow dead goldfish" I replied.
"Ruri! Hari! It's time to watch Sesame Street." called Lord Hyoga from another room. "We're not here!" shouted Ruri and me in unison.
"Ok!" responded Lord Hyoga.
