Disclaimer: Don't own anyone, except Kayla, shes mine...
A/N: heyhey peoples, well umm this is my first fanfic, and well i dont normally write stories so this is like a first for me. So dont be too mean, umm it might start out a bit boring but i promise you it will get better (if i keep writing) i have a few ideas...i jsut got to start it up first.
ok so the story starts in their second year at Hogwarts
"Ok guys" James whispered whilst peaking out of the door of the great hall "Everything ready for "Prank-that-will-make-snape-look-like-the-chicken-which-is-he-really-is-and-in-the-process-win-lily-over?"
"YES!" exclaimed Sirius excitedly
"shhh Sirius" said James, holding his finger up to his mouth "We don't want anyone to know we are here"
"Is Lily there?" asked Sirius "Remember we want her to see it is you who is pulling this prank"
"Well who else would it be?" asked Remus who was standing over to a side reading his book "we are the only group who actually pulls pranks in this school"
"yes, yes, Lily is there she is talking to Kayla, she will have a clear view" said James with a smirk across his face "And she will defiantly want to go out with me once she sees this!"
"ok, here he comes!"
The marauders backed up, not including Peter who was indulging in some chicken.
"EEEEKKKK!"
The whole of the great hall turned to see a human shaped chicken flapping around its arms and screaming.
"OH MY GOD! Lily are you ok?!" exclaimed lily's friend Kayla
"STUPID MARAUDERS!!!!!" screamed Lily at the top of her lungs "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU JAMES POTTER!!!"
Sirius was on the floor, crying with laughter, James was red in the face not knowing whether to cry or laugh, Remus just stood there giving Sirius an evil glare, and Peter was oblivious to anything that had just happened was still happily indulging in dinner.
"Oh My God! I am so sorry Lily, it wasn't meant to happen to you" said an exasperated James
"Well it did, didn't it Potter, and you are the one to blame! Just go away! I never want to see you again!" Lily had to yell over the roaring laughter of the great hall. She was on the virge of tears now.
"I cant believe you did that Potter!" screamed Kayla whilst running out of the great hall after Lily.
"Shutup Sirius!" James yelled while hitting him in the head with the bucket that contained the feathers and slime which had just been poured over Lily.
"B-But, T-that was s-so funny! I-it w-was meant t-to pour o-over S-snape!!" Sirius said whilst holding his head where James had just hit and gasping for air because he had been laughing so hard.
James went and slumped down next to Remus who had his head back in his book
"Told you so" Remus muttered
"Shutup Remus"
"SHE WILL NEVER WANT YOU NOW!" yelled Peter, just realising what had just happened, though he said it through a mouthful of chicken so it came out more like
"FE FELL FEVA FONT FO FOW!"
"Arrgh!" roared James as he too ran out of the great hall.
"I-i c-cant b-belive HIM!" stammered a crying Lily,
"They are all jerks" said Kayla in a soothing voice
"A-and t-to t-think I a-actually was s-starting t-to like j-james p-potter!" Muttered Lily before bursting into more hysterics
Kayla had performed a spell on Lily which cleaned up the feathers and slime that had covered her seconds before.
"I WAS EMBARRASSED INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL!" screamed Lily "THE WHOLE BLOODY SCHOOL SAW!"
"Oh, Lily," said Kayla before pulling her into a tight hug "just think, it was in front of the who school, at meal time-"
"-that doesn't make me feel any better" muttered Lily
"let me finish, that was in front of the whole school at meal time, and at meal time the teachers are there, James and the marauders are going to get punished by Professor McGonigal, like really badly punished."
Lily let out a small laugh at that thought. "But they must have known that the teachers were going to see them pull that prank?"
"My guess is that it was Sirius' plan" said Kayla slightly laughing at this "they are so dumb"
Lily and Kayla sat there the rest of the night laughing at the stupid marauders, and how much Lily's new enemy, James was going to suffer.
"Wait a second Lily" said Kayla wiping the tears of laughter from her eyes "Did you say you were starting to like James Potter?"
"Umm, well," Lily thought about this hard, was she actually starting to like James Potter? "Yeah, I was, like he's sort of cute, and he's really popular and–"
"-and he likes you" Kayla butted in.
"Yeah, but, oh I don't know Kayls, I really don't know, but one thing for sure, I do not like him anymore. It's War!"
A/N: well? how did you like it? As i said its my first fanfic and i dont normally write stories cause i never usually have ideas to write stories about, but i had like a major brain explosion which resulted in this idea, and for peoples who dont know my idea, it's going to be about the pranks james and lily pull on each other, secretly trying to win over each others love...
