It was a dark cold night. Up in a tree Quagmire was the town peeper would always watch Loretta Brown undress after a hard day of work. Loretta walked into her house with Cleveland Junior who was wearing a Boy Scout outfit. "Hey ma, in Boy Scouts we learned how to play baseball. I was first at bat and I was hitting homeruns like Barry Bonds on steroids. Bam! Bam!" Loretta looked at Cleveland Junior and said, "That's nice. Now get ready for dinner while I change." Quagmire's eyes widened and he said softly as Loretta entered her house and said, "Giggity giggity. All right."

Once Loretta entered her room, she closed the door and slowly took off layers of her clothing. Once she was in her underwear, Quagmire's mouth was wide open. Out of no where Cleveland Junior walked in and started talking to his mom. "Damn it. Not again this time." Quagmire said and pulled out his cell phone and called Loretta's house. Cleveland Junior picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"

"Hello Cleveland Junior. Be a good boy and go down stairs and give your mom some privacy." Quagmire said.

"Who is this?" Cleveland Junior asked.

"It's a little birdie just watching a peep show." Quagmire said as he let out a snicker.

Loretta looked out the window and saw Quagmire sitting in the tree outside and pulled out Cleveland Junior's arrow and threw it at Quagmire in which Quagmire fell to the ground and which he was sent to hell. Quagmire stood up after falling to the ground and looked around curiously.

"Welcome." Mr. Burns said.

"Am I in hell?" Quagmire asked.

Mr. Burns tapped his fingers and said boldly, "What do you think?"

The fighting chicken stomped over to Quagmire and punched him square in the face until his face bled. Quagmire screamed as the chicken carried him away. Meanwhile Peter was in his room air guitaring to his master track of heavy metal songs! Nelson walked in and said, "Hey Peter you dad wants to see you and your brothers in the throne room."

Peter stopped air guitaring and walked to the Throne Room. Once Peter got to the Throne room and saw his brothers, Bart and Stewie playing darts with a real head as the main target.

"This is going to be great. Finally after 10,000 years the old man is going to retire." Stewie said as he threw a dart at the head target. "I mean if he picks me I'll never stop running hell 24/7. No breaks!"

"Well dad says that it's the breaks that make the torture. I mean we should give some people a sense of relief." Bart mentioned as he threw a dart at the target. "But he's always been saying that it doesn't matter much to him anymore."

Peter was on the ground curled in a little ball and said to Peter, "Hey there! How's daddy's little girl today?"

"Fine." Peter said quietly.

"Do you want to mind wrestle?" Stewie asked as his eyes glowed flaming red.

Peter shivered nervously and said, "Uh maybe later."

It was to late. Peter was slammed against the wall. Stewie did a evil laugh. Peter's head slammed down onto the table and a lamp fell on Peter. Suddenly both Stewie and Bart were laughing at Peter. Peter got up slowly and said, "Yeah you got me."

"Stewie, what did I say about using mind powers on Peter?" Devil Flanders asked as he walked into the throne room.

"I don't remember." Stewie said sheepishly.

"Maybe this will make you remember." Devil Flanders said as his eyes glowed flaming red. Stewie was absorbed into the air and thrown against a wall and hit the ground hard.

"Now everyone sit down." Devil Flanders commanded.

"Hey dad I almost finished my mix tapes. It's going to be great." Peter told Devil Flanders.

"That's nice. We'll look at it later." Devil Flanders said.

Devil Flanders led Peter, Bart, and Stewie to his throne. To his right, Devil Flanders saw Quagmire looking at the throne. Devil Flanders pointed at Quagmire and the fighting chicken grabbed Quagmire and beat him up as hard as he could.

"My dad, your granddad, Herbert, was thrown out of Heaven by God and has ruled hell for 10,000 years. After his 10,000 years, he let me run hell next. Now that I've been running hell for 10,000 years I choose that the next ruler of hell to be…" Devil Flanders said then paused.

Peter gazed at the ground and Stewie and Bart gripped their hands and crossed their fingers hoping that they would be next.

"Me!" Devil Flanders said with excitement. "What?" Stewie and Bart yelled at the same time. "Thank God." Peter said looking at the ground.

Bart and Stewie glared at Peter in confusion and Peter said, "I mean oh darn."

"I can't give up my power for the next 10,000 years because I'm not ready to pass on this important power. I'll pass down my power in 10,000 years." Devil Flanders said. "That's just bull man!" Stewie yelled. Flanders glared at Stewie and he flew back and hit a wall. "Now if you guys don't mind, I need to get back to work. I have to put a pineapple up Hitler's ass." Peter, Bart, and Stewie piled out of the room.