A/N: So my friend and I were discussing whether Meglodon or the Giant Squid would win in a fight, and that's where this strange little dialogue came from. In my head I could totally picture Remus and Sirius having this discussion. Erm, so feel free to review, any criticism is welcome.
Disclaimer: I'm not British, nor am I rich, therefore I don't own any of these characters."Hey Moony, I have a question."
"I'm almost afraid to ask...what is it?"
"Alright, so let's say that there are 100 Hippogriffs fighting against 1 Hungarian Horntail, what do you think would win?"
"Sirius, I think that is the most absurd question I've ever heard you ask, other than the time when you asked me if it was a bad thing that your bits looked purple."
"Well I eventually got that predicament sorted out. So what shall it be then? Hippogriffs or Hungarian Horntail?"
"I'm not even going to answer that question."
"Moony! This is a serious question, no pun intended."
"When would this information ever be useful?"
"If I was ever watching a fight between 100 Hippogriffs and 1 Hungarian Horntail, just answer the question!"
"Ugh, fine. Well considering the vast amount of Hippogriffs, they would most likely win."
"Wrong! The Hungarian Horntail would win."
"How do you figure that?"
"Well the Hungarian Horntail is considered to be one of the most dangerous dragon breeds."
"Yes, but if all of the Hippogriffs attacked it at the same time, they could easily overpower it."
"So? The Hungarian Horntail would just fry all of them."
"It wouldn't be possible to do that if the Hippogriffs are all in different positions. Some could attack from behind, and some from the front. It would be physically impossible for the Hungarian Horntail to keep up with all of them."
"..."
"Brains over brawn, Padfoot."
"Bloody hell Moony, you ruin everything."
"You're just upset that I found flaws in your logic."
"No!"
"And that I'm right and you're wrong."
"Fine! My logic may be flawed, but at least I could win in a fight."
"If you consider flailing around like a blind squid to be fighting, then yes, you would win."
"Oh please, I fight like a beast."
"Whatever you say, Sirius."
"Come on Moony, I'll take you right here, right now."
"No thank you, I'd rather you keep your flailing tentacles away from me."
"You're an insufferable prat."
"Aw, thanks Pads."
