HELLO!

So recently I discovered this list called "50 Life Secrets and Tips" and it has CHANGED MY LIFE. Honestly, I've started to wean myself off soda, I've started to make my own mini-Lents and give up a different thing each week (This week I gave up hot showers), and I've even began writing in my unused journal on a regular basis.

But anyway, as I was exploring the website, I found another list called "20 WAYS TO FEEL ALIVE!" and some little light in my head went "DUDE, WE CAN USE THIS SHIT TO WRITE A CRACK FIC" and I was like "HELLZ YEAH WE CAN."

And thusly, this crack-fic was born.

Disclaimer: I don't own this list or Naruto~

Oh yeah, NOTE, Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo in this fic are nice and stuffs. They're on the good side. I actually don't think there are any antagonists in this story… :O

-_- another note: I'll be modifying the original list a bit, in case you find it and attack me for not following the list. But I gotta make this interesting!

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"Forehead, you need to live a little," Ino snorted. I rolled my eyes. Tenten seemed to have caught me doing this.

"No seriously, Sakura. You've been acting very dead lately," she said with concern.

"I-I agree with Tenten-san," Hinata nodded.

I looked at Temari.
"Are you going to join this concern for me?" I asked with a smirk. The older girl munched a cookie noisily.

"Sure. Sakura, you are acting dead and should start living some more," Temari said sarcastically, grabbing another cookie. Ino suddenly pulled a piece of paper and a pencil from what seemed like thin air and slammed both onto the table.

"Sakura, we will make a list for you. This list will be of ways to feel alive. If you are alive when it's done, then we will get off your back. But if not, we're sending you to a home for depressed people," Ino announced. This time it was Tenten who rolled her eyes.

"Ino, that bet sucks poop. Make it more interesting!" she bellowed.

"If you don't do everything on this list, we get to use you as a personal slave for a month. If you do everything on this list, we'll each ask out our crushes," Tenten offered.

The other four girls, who were listening intently, suddenly lurched forward.

"WHAT?" they screamed simultaneously.

"It's a deal," I grinned.

"Well then," Karin said, finally involving herself in the conversation, "we better make this list pretty damn hard."

20 Ways to Feel ALIVE!

By Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga, Temari no Sabaku, Tenten Whatever-Her-Last-Name-Is, and Karin Too-Cool-For-A-Last-Name

1. Stick your body out of a sunroof while the car is moving.

"Wow, Pig, that was lame," I noted.

"Shut up! It'll get harder over time!" she snarled.

2. Strip tease a guy you've never met before.

"PLEASE tell me you're joking."

"Oh, Sakura," Temari smiled, "I never joke."

3. Destroy something!

"Tenten…"

"Yes?"

"I worry about you."

4. DANCE!

"Very basic," I nodded.

Hinata blushed.

"W-we could t-take it o-off!" she stuttered. I laughed.

"It's fine Hinata!" I reassured her.

5. Go camping in a tent with a guy. Make sure the tent is small and cramped so that you'll have to snuggle up with the guy awkwardly.

"Karin."

"Yeah?"

"WHAT THE FUCK."

6. Exercise

"Tenten, you WOULD."

"Huh?"

7. Watch the sunrise.

"I can't argue with that one," I grinned to Hinata.

8. Scare yourself.

"What in blazes do you mean by that, Karin?" I asked confusedly.

"Face your fears. For example, if you are scared to death by spiders, go touch one!"

The six of us shuddered simultaneously.

9. Do something ambitious in the rain.

"Like, dance?"

"Or sing or kiss. Whatever floats your boat," Temari clarified.

10. Blast your favorite badass song.

"I think we can all agree that that one is acceptable," Ino announced. We all nodded enthusiastically. Well, everyone except Tenten, that is, who had a head spasm that was too violent to be considered a nod.

11. GO SHOPPING~~~~~

"I could've called that, Pig."

"Tee hee."

"And what's with all those squiggles? Were they really necessary?"

"YES!"

12. Scream at the top of your lungs in a public place.

"I approve!" I grinned at Karin.

13. Do karaoke in front of an audience filled with people you don't know!

"That'll be fun," I snorted.

14. Do something spontaneous.

"Tee… hee… hee…" I whispered evilly.

"I'm somewhat worried as to what she will do for this one…" Hinata whimpered.

15. Practice an act of random kindness.

"Aw Hinata, you're so cute!" I squealed, then promptly glomped her. The other girls followed, and the air filled with quips complimenting Hinata on her cuteness, sweetness, and her… Hinata-ness.

16. Get to know a stranger.

"Seriously Temari, you need a lesson in 'Stranger Danger,'" I scolded.

"What's that?"

"Exactly."

17. Make love and/or have an outrageous make-out session.

"As much as I want to say 'HELLZ NO' I have to admit, that does have the tendency of making one feel alive…"

Ino just grinned evilly.

18. DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL.

"Tenten, you really should get help for that."
"For what?"

"Your… problems."

19. Drive fast… REALLY fast.

"TENTEN!"

"I CAN'T HELP IT!"

20. Spend some quality time with your best friends.

"Is this just an excuse for you all to have something to do?"

"No!" Ino screamed, just as Temari yelled "More like an excuse for you to hang out with us!" and Hinata murmured "Maybe…" and Tenten and Karin exclaimed "YESSSS!"

Bonus ways (optional)

21. Swim in a cold pool, beach, or river.

"Okay…That's perfectly normal…"

22. Attend a funeral.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, KARIN!"

"No really, this makes you appreciate life!"

23. You are NEVER too old for a Bounce House. Go find one and enjoy it!

"Dude, I always wanted to go in a Bounce House overage!" I screamed at Temari with a grin.

"Uh, duh," she smiled.

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Ino held the list up proudly. Then she frowned and looked at it again.

"What?" I asked confusedly.

"We need to make this bet official," she hissed, slanting her eyes at the paper. Then she slammed it back on the table and began scribbling on the bottom:

The bet:

If Sakura Haruno cannot complete all these tasks in order in three days time (With the exception of the bonus tasks), she will be subject to serve Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuuga, Temari no Sabaku, Tenten Whatever-Her-Last-Name-Is, and Karin Too-Cool-For-A-Last-Name as a personal slave.

However, if Sakura Haruno is able to complete all these tasks, said girls are to ask out their crushes as follows:

Ino Yamanaka: Kiba Inuzuka

Hinata Hyuuga: Naruto Uzumaki

Temari no Sabaku: Shikamaru Nara

Tenten Whatever-Her-Last-Name-Is: Neji Hyuuga

Karin Too-Cool-For-A-Last-Name: Sasuke Uchiha

Note to Sakura Haruno: Below each task, please specify what you did and include details of your juicy, sexy time. ;]

"Okay girls, we all have to sign!" Ino instructed. The girls read over the terms of the bet and nodded approvingly. (Well, Hinata nodded numbly and blushed, seeing as her confession of love was pretty much staring her in the face) So we all signed at the bottom, below the terms.

"It's on, bitches," I grinned.

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Okay, I understand it's super short (only one thousand one hundred words! *gasp*) but I decided that this story would be in four chapters: one for each day in this bet. The first day obviously consists of the making of the bet, the official first day of the bet (SPOILER ALERT :P) consists of numbers 1-5, day two consists of 6-17 (That's gonna be a bitch to write =_=) and the third and last day consists of 18-20. There maayyyyyy possibly be a sixth chapter (aka, a fifth day/fourth day of bet) that will be of the bonus numbers. But that all depends on how DEMANDING you little readers are xD So… ja ne~

Don't forget to review~

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