Why Yuffie Hates Electronics

Yes, very bored and angry because my electronics hate me sniff This is complete blubblerish (is that a work even? XD) so yeah…enjoy it…or maybe not.


Leon and Aerith stopped at the door of the green room looking at their hyper active ninja friend.

"We'll be back before dark okay Yuffie?" Aerith said in her calm voice.

"Hai!" The girl said cheerfully and waved at them.

"Don't destroy the room please." Leon said before the door closed behind them.

"You set the kitchen on fire once and people just CAN'T let it go can't they?" She exclaimed annoyed and turned to the TV. (I don't know if there is anything electric on the room but in this story there are plenty) "Might as well rot my brain with cartoons." She thought turning the appliance on.

1 minute later…….

"BORED!!" She yawned and the TV screen shut off. "WTF?" She sat up and tried turning it on again in vain. "Stupid TV." She threw the control away and went to the microwave. She tapped her foot as the popcorn…popped and finally grabbed the door when they were done.

"Yay popcorn!" She exclaimed happily sitting on the couch and she opened the bag to have the popcorn explode on her face. She blinked surrounded and covered in the puffs before yelling irritated.

She stomp her way to her computer and turned it on. She found some pictured in the web she liked so she decided to print them.

"Come on…" She said irritated after a few minutes of waiting for the printer to print and finally it ping and a little screen appeared. She leaned forward to read it. "Sorry no likey the pic?…WTF?" She tried again and another screen appear. "I said me no likey?" She tried about ten times each time getting the same result and getting even more irritated.

"PRINT YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!" She yelled and the printer started printing. She sighed with a triumphant smirk. "That's much better." The second it finished printing another screen popped into the screen and she read it. "Lookey at paper?" She took the printed sheet and a sweat drop appeared on the back of her head.

She crutched the paper looking down with her mouth twitching and her hand shacking. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON"T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, IDIOT WANNA BE NINJA?!!" She yelled and the printer shut off. Before she could let out an infuriated scream the computer shut off too and that's when she lost it taking out her Kunai knives.

Leon and Aerith returned and their sweat dropped at seeing every electronic broken and a hyperactive Ninja on a rampage throwing her kunai knives at the printer.

After that day, Aerith and Leon learned not to EVER leave Yuffie alone ever again.

As for the Ninja girl, she hated electronics for the rest of her life….THE END

Completed and stupid. Don't think I just imagined this…this actually happens to me…my microwave makes things explode on me, my printer doesn't want to print for me, my TV turns on and off when it want to, and my computer just freezes on me when I try writing any long chapters. Yeah, well anyways….sorry this was a waste of your time. Please review and you can complain to me then.

Sayonara ;)