Star Wars Belongs to the Genius mind of it's Great Creator George Lucas

Anakin was Bored one day so he got R2 and drove his Episode III Jedi Starfighter out for a space drive,

Anakin, haaa good to be out for awhile, No wars or deaths or threats to ruin my beautiful Day!

As he enjoyed the ride a Vulture Droid came up and attacked Him,

Anakin, SHOOT! That jerk is goanna kill me before I get the chance to become Darth Vader, now I got to get out of here!

Young skywalker zoomed away from the droid even though he was failing to lose his really close friend! He managed to lose a missile that shoots enemies in way, it floated behind and when the droidfighter shot it it blow along with the droid Up!

Anakin, Thank God! I really was scared to death

He then went his way back to Coruscant but his engine was caboie from that battle so he crashed on the Planet of Kashyyyk!

Anakin, Shoot I need to fixed this!

From a hill droid Number, 97F33Y was viewing him,

97F33Y, yay! The General will be so proud of me that he give me a more salary in money! Of good fat Jabba the hut I'll be rich like a Bandit

So he or it set off to tell his bosses about the good news!

At the base Grievous was taking his daily shower

Grievous, la La La La La la La there will be wookies in my future. Falling out of trees, spam ruining supjects. Obi-wan had to Peeeee!

C Droid, sir trees and pee don't really go torgetor and besides. It's Grose!

Grievous, how dare yo. Wait! That's actuality right! Another credit for you commnder,

C Droid, OH GOODY!

97F33Y, sirz! Sirz! sirz! I saw Anakin crash on this Planet! He has NO backUp to get him out oif anything,

Grievous, 1, YOU DISTERBED MY DAILY SHOWER!1

2, Great! Now we can have finish this war and create a better republic!

C Droid, brilliant droid Id... a. Number... 9. 97F33Y,

97F33Y, Thank You! You're a good robot! (Hugging him)

C Droid, stop please your ruining my pretty new coat of Paint!

Anakin, I'm almost ready to get going R2 just have to..

BAEEAM!

Grievous, it's the Day you Die jedi Because you SUCK!

Anakin, dang it! I haven't even fixed the radio,

Anay then got his Lightsaber out to defend for himself,

Anakin, take this you JroidJerks!

Droids, it's with a D boser unless you are mocking us!

Anakin, shoot! They even can read the lettlers up above in this fanFiction,

He was about to face a death less worse than Disney!

Bamm!

Grievous, C-Droid&97F33Y, Shoot! Curse that Mandalorian!

Boba Fett came in shooting every battle droid in view!

Anakin, Thanks Boba that was really nice

Boba Fett, your welcome, not I'm off to LA to see if the director of X-Men Origins: Wolverine could make a film about Me!

Anakin fixed the damages then flow off back to Coruscant,

He got there but then started losing altitude,

Anakin, shoot! Why does this happen a lot! And why am I saying shoot a lot!

He was heading in the path to the jedi Temple

Anakin, !

Obi-wan, we must all agree what to do about Hannah Montana or the Galaxy is goanna be in dark danger,

Yoda, I agree with Obi-wan let's stop fighting about this!

Ahsoka, I agree with you both.

Aayla, maybe we can free Mickey and have him cut her head off!

Kit Fisto, I agree with Aayla,

Young Jedi, you just agree because you like her!

Kit, No I Don't

Young Jedi, do to

Kit, Do Not!

Young Jedi, You Like Blue B.

Kit, enough I don't shut up young jedi,

Young Jedi, that's not my neam!

Kit, but that sez over there (pointing at neams)

Yoda, enough both of you! You're giving me a Massif Headache

Crase!

Anakin, sorry guys I'll fix that!

The End, (star wars music plays while credits in blue role)