Here is the beginning of little tidbits about What If…Darth Vader hadn't died in RotJ. I'm open to suggestions, and if I use them you will get a credit line. They'll all humorous, but I might put some drama or ANGST! (I love that word…it's a fun word…heh heh…angst…I like making fun of people with angst…heh heh…angst…Er…anyways…)

I don't own anything. I wish I did. Damn, if I owned Star Wars I'd be RICH! And I also would have given Darth Vader more scenes and lines…heh. I'm a Vader Whore. And PROUD of it!


Intentions


Heavy labored breathing filled the silence as Han Solo awaited for his date to finish getting ready. Looking everywhere but the black suit in front of him the young pilot nervously began twiddling his thumbs. Clearing his throat a few times he looked down at his hands as if sincerely interested. Hey…was that a new mole??...Han swallowed as an exceptionally loud breath was exhaled. He chanced to look up to look at his date's father sitting in the chair before him.

"What are your intentions with my daughter?" Darth Vader, now commonly called Anakin, asked his voice booming.

Han's head shot up to look at the former Sith Lord with wide eyes. "Uh...I...Well...You see...Er..." he stuttered not sure what to say.

When Leia walked out of her room a few minutes later she paused for a moment before rolling her eyes. "Father, will you stop Force Choking my date; we're going to be late."

Vader cleared his throat at a loss for words as he slowly released Han from his hold. "Uh...sorry dear. Have fun." Behind his mask he grinned sheepishly.


Well, there's the first installment. I already have a few other ideas, but it might be a while before I actually put them down on paper (or the computer), but if I get enough positive reviews it might make me update faster. Even negative reviews will make me post faster, so that I can ridicule you and laugh at you for your inability to view things without a stick up your ass. Yup.

R